Killing Cartoons

[Hook: Illiterate & Awfer]
Last seen killing cartoons
I was slapping up Marge whilst strapping large zoots
'Cause it's true, 'lliterate, kills cartoons
I will rape the Little Mermaid with seven harpoons

Yeah, check it, I kill cartoons too
I was stabbing up Bart whilst cracking large booze
'Cause it's true, Awfer, kills cartoons
I will cut the brakes on every Wacky Racing car loose

[Verse 1: Illiterate]
I'll give Yogi Bear some coke to share with Boo-Boo
Tie up Scooby-Doo and force feed him every character from Looney Tunes
So who are you? Just another cartoon I need to kill
Slipping a pill to Bobby from King Of The Hill
Man this shit is ill
And then I'll par that twat, Arthur, with the largest bat
Decapitate Rupert the bear but leave his scarf attached
Sodomize Pop-Eye's wife with a rock and pipe
But I got her high on poppers because she's proper tight
And Gromit's gotta die because he smoked all my cheese
And Wallace in the corner like "I swear down it wasn't me!"
Honestly, who the fuck you cartoons tryna fool
Because it's me Mr. 'Lliterate I'll put you on my dinner plate
Bitch

[Hook]

[Verse 2: Awfer]
I'll give the Rugrats enough crack, Pinocchio a broke nose
Drop Top Cat and hang Woody from his own rope
Crash The Magic School Bus and chuckle as it happens
Put Charlie Brown in puffers pipe to Puff The Magic Dragon
And fuck The Three Bears I'll throw a rock at Goldilocks
I told her not to eat my fucking porridge and she sold the lot
That dopey slut will fucking pay for what she did
I'm gonna rape the little bitch in every way that I can think
I'll hold a gat to Postman Pat's cat and then I'll blow the twat
Load his van with loads of gas and throw a match to blow it back
Aw Mrs. Goggins having trouble with that sticky tape?
Well I'll cut your fingers off and stick 'em to your wrinkly face
I'll obliterate every cartoon your kids watch
Rip Penelope Pitstop, stick lots, and sever the big dog
I'm penning a sick blot to tear them up
And get Peter Pan locked on fairy dust 'til his head erupts
When they found Nemo man, I was so pissed
I hope Rosie don't swim and Jim's narrowboat sinks
Casper The Ghost is, trapped in my drippy pen
I'll pour plant killer in the plant pots of Bill and Ben
Bitch

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Illiterate]
I'll flip and kick a little kitten in the head
Not a cartoon but fuck it I'll still kick it 'til it's dead
Ripped to shreds, stuff it down Peter Griffin's neck
Until he's screaming "Meg can you help me I'm a bleeding mess!"
So who is next let me think, hmm, I'll take my pick
I'll drop a lot of heavy bombs onto Tom and Jerry
So what is scarier than me entering your screen
And pretending to be a presenter on the CBB-C
Shit 'Lit has done it again, I killed 'nuff animations with the gulliest ways
'Nuff rages I'm ripping the barstool, hey Arnold fuck you!
Kung-Fu move to your front tooth
I'll bust through bedrock, here to make your head nod
Cloud9 and 'Lliterate in search of the best crops
I smoked some of Pop-Eye's, pot and I was not high
He must've clocked that I put my cock in his hot wife

[Outro]
I've always wanted to kill Dennis the Menace
Sometimes he makes me go crazy