Flabbergasted

[Intro]
Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time in 10 years
He's disappeared for a while, but we brought him back
I'm proud to present, the one, the only
Josh Man

[Verse 1: Josh Man]
Um, hey, been a while but I'm back now
And I'm hoping that y'all ready to hear my tracks now
Mixed it up, flipped the switch, now I got a new sound
And I'm 'bout to run this town
Violent tendencies can get the best of me
Like I marched into a book store to find my favorite recipe
No checking please, I ain't trying to pay for that dinner
But when we facing off, and we facing off
Just who you think gonna come out the winner?
I mean, listen, my point is, you're pointless
Because all I'm trying to say is that your whole life is poignant
The things that I got boy, it's such a blessing, uh
Flush with cash and girls you should call me Hugh Hefner
Oh man, it's such a joy, when I got the best of you
Playboy all day boy
Thai girl by my side, I call that chick Mae Ploy
My girl's a real one, you hanging with your fake toy
City full of fake joy
Uh, and uh, yo
I'm talking real here
I'm sipping cognac, while you sipping on your cheap beer
And plus--

[Interlude: Josh Man]
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Hold up, hold up, hold up
Stop the beat real quick, stop the beat real quick
Who-- Who is this?
Who mans is this? Who let him in here?

[Verse 2: Matt Man]
We back, we back, you know we back
Josh Man, Matt Man
M A T E, no I mean Matt, haha that's me
Rollin' in the Mazda 3, you and me
We were chillin' in the back, kickin' up our feet
Kicking up our feet, kicking up the beat
(Alrighhhhhhht, alright)
Um haha, you see this beat ain't for free
If you wanna listen you might as well make a check to me
I'm out
Thanks
Goodbye