Wonderful WINO (Top-40 Disc Jockey)

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Welcome to the Willy West Show here on the wonderful West
Really weird when it's been a really west wiggity way
With the one hundred and one wild and wooly wedges of wax
And cwazy wecords to pway on the wadio
Right here on wonderful WINO
Wonderful WINO

1750 on your dial just above the police calls cab
We got stacks on stacks and wax on wax
We got to pick to click the ones to watch
The oldies with goodies and ooeys with gooeys
We got the top 700 records here in the world of wonderful WINO
Wonderful WINO

Let's get started on the big rockin' sound now
That great new group from England, The Kansas City Boys
Let's hear 'em: My Baby's Dead
B'dnn-dnn, b'dnn-dnn-dnn-dnn br'dnn
My baby's dead (doon)
She got hit by a train (dooonn)
Big ol' train (doodle-oodle-oon doon-doon)
I'm gonna get that train

Here it is, kids! Another big romantic ballad for ya!
And ya heard it right here on wonderful WINO
Wonderful WINO
That was by Danny and the Dressmakers
One of the great new groups around
And that their third million-seller this week
Okay, let's move along
Two in a row, a big double play on the weird Willy West Show for ya
Another tune here, this one's brand new
Hasn't even been released yet
It's number one on the charts this week
Next week, it'll be a golden oldie
Let's hear it:
I sent my sinuses to Arizona
I sent my liver to Peru
I sent my lungs and my kidney for the summer to Sydney
But I'm sending my heart to you

Another big romantic ballad and you heard it right here on wonderful WINO
Wonderful WI--
Padda-kmm, padda-kmm, padda-kmm
Padda-kmm, padda-kmm, padda-kmm
Padda-kmm, padda-kmm, padda-kmm
Here is a bulletin, bulletin, bulletin:
The sun did not come up this morning
Huge cracks have appeared in the Earth's surface
And big rocks are falling out of the sky
Details 25 minutes from now on Action Central Newscast

Ba-doo-tnn-twa-di-din-doo
Bom-ba-di-din-dee-deep ba-deep
By-di-tnn-toom
Bom-ba-di-din-dee-deep ba-deep
By-di-dnn-toom...

Another big tune for ya kids
Moving right along with one of the big sounds
This is when we're gonna send out some dedications
It's number one this week
Top of the heap, cream of the crop, pick of the pack
Number one and moving higher all the time!
Got a few great cool calls in the boss line
We're gonna send out some dedications
Big Al, Red, Louise, Spike, Choo-choo, Spanish Anna
Dirty Mary, Nick the Greek, Baby Carlos
Junior, Pee-Wee, Toots, Pablo, Spot, Greasy Creep
Woosy Mush, Ralph and Brizzy, Ralph and Rosie, hey!
And it's our pick to make you sick: Jenny!
*singing*
Jenny!

Another big romantic ballad for ya and you heard it right here on wonderful WINO
Wonderful WINO
In western Walla Walla
Another big tune
This one's been on the charts for two and a half years
It's just starting to make the big move this week
Last week it was number 215
This week, zooming up to the big number 212 spot
A folk protest song by Danny and the Demonstrators:
Don't Want No War

Don't want no war
Don't want no war
Don't want no war
Don't want no job neither

Another big romantic ballad and you heard it right here on wonderful WINO
And speaking of romance, kids, where are ya gonna be going this weekend with that date of yours?
Why not go on out to the Makeout Drive-in Theater?
Think you'll like it out there, no lines, no waiting
There's no movie either, kid!
No, of course, they've got a great technicolor teen tune fest for ya
A great flick to click out there this week
Six of your super favorite stars
Sandra Dee, Peggy Lee, Brenda Lee, Bobby Vee
Molly B. and Oscar Hermoga
In Sex Bed Teen Bikini Virgin Surf Beachball Bash
Don't miss it, 117 of your favorite songs included
Okay, kids!
That just about wraps it up here on the weird Willy West Show on a wonderful Wednesday
We'll catch you again tomorrow on a thumping Thursday if someone doesn't bomb the station, but in the meantime:
We got the old tunes, the new tunes
The show tunes, the blue tunes
The greatest music in town
But we never play it

Thank you