Swingers - Be the R-Rated Movie “Bad Man”

You know what you are? You're like a big bear with, with claws and with fangs...Yeah, big f--kin' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner....Yeah, man just kinda, you know, you got these claws and you're starin' at these claws, man, and you're thinkin' to yourself, and with these claws you're thinkin', 'How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?'...Yeah, you're not hurtin' it. You're just kinda gently battin' the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared, Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering....And you got these f--kin' claws and these fangs, man! And you're lookin' at your claws and you're lookin' at your fangs. And you're thinkin' to yourself, I don't know what to do, man. 'I don't know how to kill the bunny.' With this you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?...No I'm not f--kin' with you...Mike, I'm tellin' ya, you're money...

Come here a second, listen. Now look it. When you go up to talk to her, man, I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's really hopin' makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man. You're a bad man. Bad man.