Thicker Than a Snicker (Lois Edition)

[Chorus: Taylor Blarington]
She’s thicker than a snicker, why you look so bitter?
Not a gold digger, but she gets money bigger
She’s thicker than a snicker, why you look so bitter?
You should reconsider, she wants what you can’t give her

[Verse 1: Taylor Blarington]
This the right time to @ me on Twitter
Catch her at her vibe at Urban Outfitters
Making large figures 'cause of her figure
You don’t get money playing HQ Trivia
You’re so hot I should call you Los Angeles
You’re my thickness, gotta call me an ambulance
Everybody’s starting 'cause you’re acting so scandalous
You’ve got big buns just like all the sandwiches

[Pre-Chorus: Taylor Blarington]
Thick chick, Tinder I flick
Flick, flick, flick, it’s sick being so thick
She’s a thick chick, Tinder I flick
Flick, flick, flick, it’s sick being so thick

[Chorus: Taylor Blarington]
Thicker than a snicker, why you look so bitter?
Not a gold digger, but she gets money bigger
She’s thicker than a snicker, why you look so bitter?
You should reconsider, she wants what you can’t give her
She’s thicker than a snicker, why you look so bitter?
Not a gold digger, but she gets money bigger
She’s thicker than a snicker, why you look so bitter?
You should reconsider, she wants what you can’t give her

[Post-Chorus: Taylor Blarington]
She’s so thick, thick, thicker than a snicker
Thicker than a snicker, thicker than a snicker
Thick, thick, thicker than a snicker
Thicker than a snicker, thicker than a snicker
Thick, thick, thicker than a snicker
Thicker than a snicker, thicker than a snicker
Thick, thick, thicker than a snicker
Thicker than a snicker, thicker than a snicker

[Verse 2: Taylor Blarington]
My girl’s thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
All them skinny chicks can’t look this real
So hot that you melted my frozen cheese
So, boo, can I have those buns now, please?
Girl, you’re hotter than a Hot Wheels car
Are you the sun, cause you’re a superstar
I can call you my princess just like Vitarah
I called up Benjamin 'cause you’re worth a million dollars

[Pre-Chorus: Taylor Blarington]
Thick chick, Tinder I flick
Flick, flick, flick, it’s sick being so thick
She’s a thick chick, Tinder I flick
Flick, flick, flick, it’s sick being so thick

[Chorus: Taylor Blarington]
Thicker than a snicker, why you look so bitter?
Not a gold digger, but she gets money bigger
She’s thicker than a snicker, why you look so bitter?
You should reconsider, she wants what you can’t give her
She’s thicker than a snicker, why you look so bitter?
Not a gold digger, but she gets money bigger
She’s thicker than a snicker, why you look so bitter?
You should reconsider, she wants what you can’t give her

[Post-Chorus: Taylor Blarington]
She’s so thick, thick, thicker than a snicker
Thicker than a snicker, thicker than a snicker
Thick, thick, thicker than a snicker
Thicker than a snicker, thicker than a snicker
Thick, thick, thicker than a snicker
Thicker than a snicker, thicker than a snicker
Thick, thick, thicker than a snicker
Thicker than a snicker, thicker than a snicker