School Mum

The way she drives under the speed limit
Packs lunchboxes with a little treat in it

School mum, school mum I got me a school mum

The way she looks permanently frazzled
Keeps me in a state of constant arousal

School mum, school mum I got me a school mum

Alright, stay away buddy, this school mum's mine
Alright, theres no room for your washing upon her line

Skinny girls with big fat issues
See you later ain't gonna miss you

School mum, school mum I got me a school mum

I dont fit in in those crowded bars
Going out where the girls drive oversized cars

School mum, school mum I got me a school mum

Alright, wave bye-bye to the city lights
Alright, hello parent-teacher night

I got me a (yeah), school mum, yeah
I got me a (yeah), school mum, yeah

Friday nights are not as much fun
As the saturday morning netball run
Why would I want to stay out late
When I got a school mum who's in bed by eight?

I got me a (yeah) school mum, yeah
I got me a (yeah) school mum, yeah
I got me a (yeah)
I got me a (yeah) school mum!
School mum - I got me one, I got me one
School mum - I got me one, I got me one, yeah
School mum - I got me one