Mash and Smash

[Verse 1]
Duck Hunt, gun pump
Pistol whip, clack-clack
Cluck-cluck, chicken shit
Up up, scissor kick
Luck stuff, nunchucks
[?]
Want some [?]
[?], jump punch
Stun stun, untouched fun
Smoke like Turkish Delights
[?] per person with no purpose in life
Hardly beef, Arby's meat
Your sorry streak in RPGs ain't shit on Atari street
I'm the Charlie Sheen of arcade artistry
And no mushroom or [?] juice can make you as large as me
Those are big shoes to fill, boost the Coupe DeVille
Grand Theft til we lose the wheels (Super ill)
Mad imports, Madden sports, mad data stored
Into memory card, high off of an energy bar
Energy's charged in case enemies charge
Your identity a Paperboy who ain't peddling hard

[Chorus]
Mash, mash on these buttons
Smash, smash on these muffins
Leave a lasting concussion
We mash, mash on these buttons
Smash, smash on these muffins
Leave a lasting concussion

[Verse 2]
Gaming groupies giving Bubble Bobble blue balls
Huddle it's a new call, Double Dragon (Go long!)
Break with (Hoo-rah), a break to cool off
Will make you use pause, face it, you lost
Shedding tears, there ain't no wedding here
A lame excuse about how the control setting's weird
This is Metal Gear, my fellow peers
Not a DDR dance-off with a pedicure under a chandelier, Guinevere
A-D-D
Never needed to use Game Genie
Stars make me move at crazy speeds
Powered up like I just ate Wheaties
Just a big kid using aging cream
Your worst nightmare and your favorite dream
A replacement for the dating scene
This isn't just an Asian thing
All around the world we

[Chorus]
Mash, mash on these buttons
Smash, smash on these muffins
Leave a lasting concussion
We mash, mash on these buttons
Smash, smash on these muffins
Leave a lasting concussion
Mash, mash on these buttons
Smash, smash on these muffins
Leave a lasting concussion
We mash, mash on these buttons
Smash, smash on these muffins
Leave a lasting concussion
Mash, mash on these buttons
Smash, smash on these muffins
Leave a lasting concussion
We mash, mash on these buttons
Smash, smash on these muffins
Leave a lasting concussion

Haha
8-Bit Bandit, Dumbfoundead, smashin on muthafuckas
Super Barrio Brothers