Do The Richard

[Intro: Jimmy MC]
Hey Richard!
Whatcha doin'?
Wanna come to the club?

[Verse 1: Txippy]
C'mon, Richard
I been drinkin' so much for no reason
I'm really thinkin' that it's Richard season
Achoo, had to get a lil' sneeze in

[Chorus: Jimmy MC & Txippy]
Do the Richard, ay, ay
Do the Richard, ay, ay
Do the Richard, ay, ay
Do the Richard, ay, ay

[Verse 2: Txippy]
Everyday, get low (Get low)
Touch the floor, okay
Do the Richard, that's what I say
If it ain't Richard, get the hell up out my way
Fuck around, get rowdy
Couple drinks, now I'm seeing cloudy
Don't know all these peeps around me
But the club life what I like
So I'mma be up all fuckin' night
Think I'm boutta watch a fuckin' fight
Jake! Watch where your going dude! (What the fuck Jake)

[Verse 3: Randocity]
Everybody gotta smoke the bong, donkey kong
Jumping over barrels, sending bitchеs in peril
It's a damn crazy time, finna lose my mind
But at lеast I am not running out of rhymes
I'm a [?] shining golden god
Wanting me to applaud
Knock out, title bound for the champion belt
Summer fall is just because I was delt
Fuckin' you up, beating your ass with a cup
Goin' the distance, all the way
Goin' the distance all the damn day
Doin' the Richard, doin' it my way

[Verse 4: RGN Music]
Yo, boys! Let me take the mic
Don't worry, I'mma do it for Richie, RGN style
Drinkin' margaritas with the boys, goin' crazy
I'm all over the place, brains hazy
I got a drink for my man, Richie
I'm spittin' bars like the big man Jay Z
Havin' hallucinations since I drank too much
And I thought my money for the bar came in clutch
Richard saved me from fallin' and passin' out
I felt like the flame of a candle being blown out
I got back after all the pain on the barstool
My man Richie drinkin' Fireball, lookin' cool
We were having conversations all the time, all the night
Then we all left, and then we all said, "goodnight."

[Chorus: Agent Unit]
Do the Richard, do the Richard, do the Richard
When you're on the sofa and you got nothing to do
You know what you gotta do? Do the Richard, do the Richard
Do the Richard, do the Richard, do the Richard
When you're on the sofa and you got nothing to do
You know what you gotta do? Do the Richard, do the Richard

[Interlude: Notlightz]
Do you know what a milf even is? Do you know what a milf is Jimmy?

[Verse 5: Txippy]
Bro, Richard, listen
I do the Richard, ay, ay
I do the Richard, what, what
I do the Richard, no, no
Cause if I see you round town, I'mma tote that pole
Richard, I don't even like you anymore
You ruined my day, you better go back home
I'mma hang out with Jake, not your stupid ass
Richard, I don't like you, it's the end, your trash
Now I'm done, writing this song, I ain't have no fun

[Outro: Txippy]
Cousin gang, we gon' pull up on you right now
Richard, I don't really like you, you gon' go down
It's the end of your days like right now
If I catch you outside, it's the end, how
"M4zi I'm gonna stab you"
Well, see what happens, Richard
Because M4zi, he's gonna kill you!