#STUPiDFACEDD

[Intro]
That's all you got?
That's all you got?
That's all you got?
That's all you got?
Haha

[Verse 1]
I don't put gluesticks in my nose and um
But my face pasted to linoleum
Kitchen floor shit
Some college dorm shit
Face down in a bloodstained carpet
Get chicks at the farmers' market
White girls buy produce
Take them home, make them drink Grey Goose

[Hook]
Whiteboy wasted
Gluestick pasted
Whiteboy wasted
Gluestick pasted
Stupidfaced
Stupidfaced
Stupidfaced

[Verse 2]
I drink a can of Sparks and try to freestyle
Ex-girlfriend's on speed dial
Oh that's a drunk dial, drunk sexting
Drunk stagger, drunk swagger
I don't rap good, it don't matter
Can't sing good, it don't matter
Cause I'm blacked out sleepwalking
On a quest for God at my friend's apartment

[Hook]
Whiteboy wasted
Gluestick pasted
Whiteboy wasted
Gluestick pasted
Stupidfaced
Stupidfaced
Stupidfaced

[Interlude]
When I say "awkward" y'all say "silence"
Awkward
Awkward

[Verse 3]
Yup, Super Soaker filled with Four Loko
Plus SoCo, real gross yo
I go ham and cheese on rolls
That's a metaphor. Another metaphor:
Like icing on a Cinnabon
Like a hot chick that ain't no fun
Listen, I'mma teach you a lesson
Let's start at number
One: Sleep is the best way to save money
Two: Money is the best way to have sex
Three: Sex is the best way to feel nothing
Four: Nothing happens if you're asleep
So stay up until you wake up

[Outro]
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