Dizaster vs. Hollohan

[Round 1: Dizaster]
Hollohan...that's an awesome brand
You are not a man
'Cause let me explain what it took to get this dude here
Haven't seen him in like 22 years
He vanished into the hills and grew this huge beard
He learned how to start fire, he learned how to use spears
And I knew this, so I followed this long trail of empty cans of root beer
Which led me to a cabin
I'm thinkin,' "This must be it. It smells like someone is cookin' soup near."
Then suddenly he came out of nowhere with a shotgun and fired off a round in the opposite direction talkin' 'bout, "Who's here?"
I said, "Jeffrey?"
"Is that you Bachir?"
Welcome back home under the strobe light, Snow White
But you already know we all know how this gon' go, right?
He thinks just cause I'm disabled that automatically means that I won't fight
But it's only right I stepped up on crutches cause I've had a leg up on you like my whole life
Oh, and they say I'm the one with one foot
How?
When we first booked this battle I was down and he pussied out
Got up and tried to walk away and somehow I stood my ground
Look, I know you not in love with it no more but look at me
I was supposed to battle Crooked I, but instead I'm battlin' you, and I'm walkin' crooked now
And even though I'm half crippled we still booked this, cause they gon' have to take both my legs to cut me down
Hop scotching over to the airport like, "This is for you Pat. I'm ready to cook this clown."
Cause what's the difference? You've always had one foot in the game while your other foot was out
So technically both of us are operating on one foot for now
"C'mon Jeffrey you fuckin' plumber!"
He's a neanderthal, let's place our bets now
We can all hedge how far he de-evolved
They threw him in the looney bin squeezin' all these narcotics into his little squeaky bald head
He's in a straight jacket hoppin' around callin' the nurses, "GAY FAGGOTS!"
All them cocktails they would feed him used to leave him on edge
He spent so much of his time in hospitals sleepin' on beds
He's no longer Hollohan the G.O.D. to me he's just Jeff
AKA The Genius On Meds
Bitch, you started a name brand by takin' shots at the main man
And winded up falling off into a bottomless wasteland, a paperweight champ
Back to your base camp
You claim you this changed man but it's not enough weight to weather the Rain Man (reign man)
Yeah, R.I.P. Pat
You tried to replace the GOAT but it's just not the same like Lebron James when he starred in Space Jam
Bitch, you'se an antiquated caveman
And I don't usually shake hands with grown men who still take Xan's
When I look at you, all I see is Ray Bans and cocaine grams
Got another Andrew Tate fan with a fake spray tan
Bitch, you came back and the image changed all the way fam'
You look like you on some Game Of Thrones shit
And you might as well be since chasin' dragons was always part of ya game plan
Someone tell this redneck extremist
That doesn't believe in infectious diseases
That that's somethin' I can agree with
But there's levels between us
I'm so heterogeneous
I can make your bitch develop a fetus, simply from brushin' the head of my penis
Yeah, yeah, now she's pregnant with Jesus
Immaculate conception to a false G.O.D
I'm even makin' a degenerate heathen Pledge Of Allegiance
To a set of beliefs he'd ain't never aggree with
Bitch, I'm a battle rap scientist
I develop a thesis and get inside your head with it like telekinesis
Start disconnecting telomeres and reconnecting the pieces
Extend your shelf life then rearrange your whole genetic cellular sequence
'Til you appear as a more intelligent species
Cause he goin' extinct today
Whether a meteor, either or
His body gettin' fossilized beneath the floor
Bones slithered on beaches' shores
Places you haven't seen before
I'm raiding anglo saxon castles and breeching doors
Waving flags, swingin' medieval swords like Spanish Conquistadors
You get hit with a 6.5 millimeter Creedmoor
I came to put stats on the leaderboard
The foundation is shakin', the walls breakin' like I'm channeling Pat through a Ouija board
Bitch you can't see me
You only came back here to get your ass beat like Theodore
And it shoulda happened
Don't be mad, you from the Klan
Look at this like...passing the tiki torch
Bitch, I did this here for the family of Pat
And the fact his people wanna see me more
We not readin' the same script
A master at speakin' linguistically superior
This a teenage dorm reading to a Steven Spielberg score
We could never be even
I told him, if I ever re-explode it's for a real meaningful moment and that moment has reached it's toll
I'm outside lookin' for somethin' to eat like a beach seagull
And I got the Midas Touch, so everything I put my hands on eventually turns into a walking piece of gold like 3CPO
Sucka
Ayo hold up, aye aye
D to the I to the Z
Operation Swollen Knee
I'm sure (shore) like Normandy
If ya bitch walked up like Yoshi G
And ordered a bowl of alphabet soup she would've choked on the D
This is war in 3D, I'm fresh off the boat to throw you off yours
No Web3
No more NFT's
I'ma just straight up leave you floatin' out in the open sea
Oh, you don't think I'll leave you floatin'? Well come fuck with the boy and see (buoyance)
Straight up, they asked me why I did this
"Of course you came here cause of you and Pat Stay's friendship."
Nah, that's not why I did this
I heard Frak was gonna be on the card and I was like, "Psst. Ain't no way I'ma miss this."
Fuckin' idiots, grow up
Half you sloppy out of shape body guys make me wanna throw up
If you would've put Arcane on day one I prolly wouldn't have shown up
Ayo Hollohan is finished
I know him
He has posters on his wall of Gavin McInnes
His fans and his friends want him to come back to his senses
But he can't help it, he can't help but keep actin' offensive
The same passive aggressiveness that he battles depressions with
But if our boy Pat's passing was a message then let that be a lesson to the man standin' next to him
The life is too short and this shit can happen to the best of 'em
But he owes it to Pat himself if anyone to come back and pick back up the tracks that he left for him
Yeah, I'm done here
I wanna say that me and Hollohan, no matter what, we will always give Pat Stay the throne
That's why I showed up to this championship with a fucked up leg today to say
I even gave Patrick my home (Mahomes)

[Round 1: Hollohan]
Who's ready? Who's ready?
I know he don't wanna flip those single angles
The only reason this battle got put off was because of his twisted ankle
Let's get serious, right?
See Hollohan's life, it just unravels
On this long road of dusty travels
Another best friend through rap is dead
Cortez called said, "Yo. Wanna do another battle?"
The people I've been in my life, I've been a lot
I've been a winner I've been at a loss
I've been in the middle, I've been a draw
I've been the boss, I've been robbed
I've been flawed, I've been at the bottom
You've been a bottom, you've been a top, you've been with Bin Laden a lot
You've been from everywhere, you've been from Lebanon and been from Iraq
That just means you've never been solid, you've never been a rock
See, I've been in the bin a lot
I've been on a binge a lot
I've been flawed but I've always been honest and Pat you've always been my dawg
I've been considered lost, but this whole scene here considers me the motherfuckin' G.O.D.!!
See, Pat said battle rappers are the rudest people on Earth
That's why he said it
Straight up, aren't we?
You think he's up there right now, lookin' down like, "You cocksuckers. I'm so offended"?

{chokes}

Sorry guys it's been a million years

I'm Hollohan I'm old school you better ask somebody
I'm from the days when Organik still did coke at the afterparties
And see, when I do drugs, I always show the crew love
What's wrong? You never seen a few thugs group hug?

{Hollohan's boy feeds him his next line}

What's that? Yeah. You're never tough- sorry I'm just right fucked today man for real

You're never tough when a guy like me walks up with leather gloves
Shut the cameras off, hit him with the blade that's the directors cut
Pat I'm so sorry I told the world we smoked crack through a Pepsi can cause I lied, it was a 7-Up

{Hollohan's boy feeds him his next line}

Bringin' it back, Pat said we're the worst people on Earth, that's why he said it
I had to bring it back that second time just to check it
Right so, on that note
Dizaster fella, I have to tell ya
Patty never actually liked you man but that was whatever
I know that's fuckin' rude as hell but this the only chance I had to tell ya
Right? I'll kill ya dog, put Santa's Little Helper in the animal shelter
Man, my new bitch more smokin' than Patty and Selma
See, your shit goes on and on and on like a story that grandpa would tell ya
You're dead and eaten alive from Hollo-Hannibal Lecter

{Hollohan's boy feeds him his next line}

What? Yeah, fuck I'm really the worst you know I guess. I don't give a FUCK. You know what I mean? We had two weeks!

You are human trash, a walking talking garbage dumpster
To get away from this disaster (Dizaster) is the reason I built an ARMY bunker
So, I'll locked your girl up there
But I'll make it beautiful man, the best celler
And I'll finally get famous in 20 years when she breaks out and writes a best seller
I'll make your girl fall in love...and then sell her
Tell you to go "fuck your own mother" like Ed Kemper
It's immense pressure
Every day there's still tears rollin' down my cheeks
The whole squad behind me man, patrolling up the street
Pat said he'd cut your throat, don't take emotional for weak, cause I'm the guy behind him, take the body and roll it in a sheet
Every part of me crazy
I'm Hollohan, I'm the last animal left
There's only clowns in this carnival lately like Barnum and Baileys
Start songs, car bombs, boom, you feel that spark with your lady when you start your Mercedes
Cause this Irish man's heart's in the 80's like Martin Scorsese's
Just think how far it could take me
I still laugh when I picture Dizaster spittin' bars to his baby
Sorry you're still holdin' on to your self proclaimed terrorist traits
I mean, where is your shame?
Are you like, "Open up for the airplane", then start smearing it in his face
So are you just a bad parent or do you have terrible aim?
It's a new world, so I gotta ask, will you raise it leba-non-binary?
I know Dizaster, we've had a very long rivalry
But this is where it started Diz
The battler that changed the game was the man I was rap partner's with
We put our hearts in this
Ripped it into a million shards for the art of this
History has a strange way of repeating itself
But it always has to come back to the original man who started it
So Pat! Why did all of this happen?
Time is money and it is all a transaction
Diz, to me you're dust in the wind
This is Jeff's life versus M. Night Shyamalan's Happening
I sacrificed myself to stop this disaster (Dizaster) like a Knock At The Cabin
See you just don't ever get it
Goes on and on with your multisyllabic
But you have to understand that time stops for reactions but shhhh
That's ten years ago
I'm on the phone, "You beat Diz?" and I'm talkin' to Patrick
Simultaneously I'm on stage destroying you with Hollohan's rappin'
Cause I perceive time different than most, I'm Dr. Manhattan
Go back to your Bollywood mansion, bitch
This is your pitfall
Yeah, druggie meds blah blah blah, you also feeling your skin crawl
Being at the ATM for dad's money waitin' for them withdrawals
See we're not that different Diz, so I'm callin' your lies out
If a tat of a tear repped a murder it'd look like I'm bawling my eyes out
You a human punching bag so won't you run that faggot?
I'd throw you to my wolves but you'd probably come back pregnant
I haven't battled since 2015, Jew hater
But you're the one that's in danger
It's weird I took eight off (Adolf) but still got a ton in this chamber
Pat would let us steal from the store, that's why he was the Sucka Free cashier
You have a very, very punchable face that's why your parents named you Bachir (bash here)
Yo, he mad right now
But what we glorify through battle rap with Pat Stay has been murdered and stabbed right now
He's not the "white Snoop Dogg" he's the white 2Pac
Because through his death he's brought us all together through rap right now

{Organik come out}
Ayo! You done?

[Hollohan]
I'm not done. Fuck no. Fuck no. No, no, no

And that connection we all felt, you feel that vibe and you're home
Whatever the fuck we were doin' man, he was in the street dyin' alone
I feel guilty as a violent man, I'm often bleeding it's frightening
I'm smash your fuckin' head in then forget the reason we're even fighting
See we don't see eye to eye, I'm an eagle flyin' you're a weasel climbing
Trying to turn a molehill to a mountain when you could never even see behind it
Release the lions
You seek asylum?
I've seen asylums
(You said that) I've been inside them
Right? Make you feel like what happens when you're really dyin'
You go on forever and ever, but I took your style and redefined it
When we had the contract, we had signed it
You should've read the fine print
Cause Diz there's a difference between "going unlimited" and being "timeless"
See, everything I say has meaning
There's nothing that doesn't matter
Right? In this game you're a button masher, I'm the fuckin' master
Another snake in the grass then one without a ladder it doesn't matter as a honey badger
I built this from the ground up; mud and plaster
Went up with spears to actually have to hunt and gather other rappers
I'm just down talkin' ya Count Chocula
What's the matter? But nah, serious man
Pat got robbed for us
And...that isn't right
How could I have focused on this battle when I'm still dealing with the biggest disaster (Dizaster) in my life?
And if you're out there and had something to do with Pat, you will bleed for this bitches
Me lookin' down, you in the fetal position
With two things; a knife and an easy decision
He's the only one
We gave the rightful king his scepter
I would switch places with Pat, man I would drink that forbidden nectar
Straight the fuck up
When I die, it will be from a different bender
If the good die young, through all of this Pat, I know you'll fuckin' live forever
And I love you brother!
I love you brother!