Spongebob

I watched Recess
No stressing then
The kids next door, always playin'
Messin' with each other, in the back
Tree house chillin' in
Possibly fightin' evil
Jerking off to Kim
And having fun again
With my cartoon friends
No classmates anyway
To hell with them
'Cause I was hangin' with
Who I thought was cool
All the ed's ed ed
Wait, who was who
And after scooby doo
And followin' Blues Clues
Lookin' at Cosmos breakin' all da rules
Like (Hey Arnold)
Yeah, that's my shit
Gettin' home
Cartoon Network on the binge
Silly, yeah, I guess, when maybe when I was a kid
The only thing I had to care about was Billy hitting Grim
And when Mandy was hitting him
And then all of them being friends
Johnny Bravo on the clock
Fuckin' with the bitch
Dexter in the lab
Learned from that shit
Concerned for the rats
And the brain up in this
Tryna take over the world
Wasn't the world for a kid
No concept, yet of a conflict
Trend of a conscience
Bangin' on your office
Is no problems
'Cause it was honest
And was awesome
No mortgage, bills, or in debt
Or bein' upset
Life's just easy
Layin' back, feet up
By a big screen
No tights, just tied to what we see
A life inside of the TV
We be
Screamin'

SPONGEBOB!
Johnny Bravo
Kickin' by the beach bar
TJ makin' me feel like a big star
Parents sayin' television does harm, does harm

I said, "So wrong"
Danny Phantom
Showin' how to be strong
Courage makin' fears up on my mind gone
Parents sayin' television does harm, does harm

I said (SpongeBob)
Where's the harm? (Beach bar)
Oh where's the harm? (Big star)
W-where's the harm?
Oh where's the harm?

Yo where's the harm?
In teachin' girls to be strong
Powerpuff chicks kickin' ass to a sweet song
No fucks or a thought given
No thongs to see
James Bond shit, like spies totally
As strong as rockets
More powerful than Hercules
Shows I would watch
Gotta be a part of me
That meant the world to see
Starin' at a screen
Land for the times
I mean toons and the loonies
And I learned being different
Doesn't mean that I am distant
Doesn't mean that I'm a weird kid
Ask Miss Frizzle, to be cool's to be different
Gives tools for beginners
Makes school when you win
And the littlest shit a minute
And I bet that you be feelin; it
'Cause seein' all those bullies
Gettin' pummeled by people
Who worry bout the tiniest shit
Fuckin' puny bent kids kickin ass at ten
Like brain blast, fuck, maybe I'll be up for this
What? cuz now we're turnin forward all the clocks
And we learn from all we watched
'Cause now we ain't Rugrats man
We all grown up

But we still screamin'

SPONGEBOB!
Johnny Bravo
Kickin' by the beach bar
TJ makin' me feel like a big star
Parents sayin' television does harm, does harm

I said, "So wrong"
Danny Phantom
Showin' how to be strong
Courage makin' fears up on my mind gone
Parents sayin' television does harm does harm...

I said (Y'all remember that shit?)
SPONGEBOB!
Johnny Bravo
Kickin by the beach bar (Fuckin, I lived that shit)
DJ makin me feel like a big star
Parents sayin television does harm does harm...

Can you guys count all the references I made in this song
I mean like, all of them