Split Personalities

[Intro]
Oh…
(Chicken scratch of speech!)
Dunt-da-da-dunt-da-da-da-dunt-da-da-dunt-da-da-da-dunt
(And it worsens by the verse)
Yeah

[Verse 1]
See, there’s two of me
Plus two more of me
That means four, all in the form of a four year old always throwin’ a fit—
‘Cause his attention span isn’t even a forth of the percentage of a fuckin’ squirrel (Squirrel!)
Disgruntle whirlwind of a person and it worsens by the verse—
But so far it’s the only thing that seems to be workin’
Cursed with a gift in reverse
Meanin’ I’d give it back if I got a chance like white elеphant!
Still, for what it’s worth, you can’t—

[Chorus]
Can’t put a fork in me (Nah)
What is this sorcery? (What?)
Abnormalitiesss
Yеah, that’s the normal me (What is normal?)

[Verse 2]
‘Cause I got split personalities
Casually causin’ casualties
Mild intelligence, but that’s irrelevant, when you’re paintin’ a masterpiece off half the sleep from bein’ half-asleep!
Wait… did that make any sense?
Fuck it, it doesn’t matter—
‘Cause no matter the outcome, my chicken scratch of speech will always sound better then your entire album to a T (Fuck you Nigel!)
So

[Chorus]
Can’t put a fork in me (Nah)
What is this sorcery? (What?)
Abnormalitiesss
Yeah, that’s the normal me (What is normal?)

[Verse 3]
Ohhh, Error-error
It’s the dawn of a—
New era-era
Just for clara-clara—
Fication
My education was all thanks to my para-para
‘Cause I barley ever sat still in my seat
My inner critic always had to fill in a critique
Either lyrics or gibberish, still killed it
Like ether, I was eatin’ the beat!
Equilibriums neither weak or weakened from last weekend, I mean

[Chorus]
Can’t put a fork in me (Nah)
What is this sorcery? (What?)
Abnormalitiesss
Yeah, that’s the normal me (What is normal?)

[Outro]
Ohhh
No, we’re done with that
But I got my test results in and apparently—
I guess, I guess I have—
Split personalities (Ha!)
Casually causin’ casualties
Hmm… I forgot what I was doing (Squirrel!)