Confession Skit
Woodie Smalls * Track #1 On Space Cowboy - EP
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Confession Skit by Woodie Smalls
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In this skit, Woodie Smalls is speaking with a priest and making a confession for his sins. As the confession progresses, Woods reveals that he’s done all sorts of unholy things, before being told to perform ten Hail Marys and five Our Fathers.
Confession Skit Lyrics
[Skit: Woodie Smalls & Priest]
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been about four months since my last confession."
"Yes, my son?"
"Well, I don't know where to start Father."
"Have you taken the name of Jesus Christ in vain?"
"Yeah, yeah, I–"
"Disrespected your mother and father?"
"Mm-hmm."
"Have you stolen or cheated your fellow man?"
"Yeah, but I'm not proud of it."
"Have you had impure thoughts or engaged in impure deeds?"
"Oh, Father, you have no idea."
"Is there something else you want to tell me, in your own words?"
"Wait, no, I've done all crazy kinds of shit. Excuse me, Father. Ah, excuse me, Father. Fuck, I'm– Cursed to have a dirty mouth. Look, I'm sorry 'bout that. Can we just go on?"
"Ten Hail Marys, five Our Fathers."
Confession Skit Q&A
When did Woodie Smalls release Confession Skit?
Woodie Smalls released Confession Skit on Fri Nov 11 2016.
Where is the skit set?
It’s likely that the skit is set in the church, with organ music playing in the background as Woodie Smalls confesses his sins.
What is confession?
Confession, or the Sacrament of Penance is a Church method which gives those who have been baptised a chance to be forgiven for their sins made after baptism. It normally occurs inside a confessional box, so that the confession is private.