Schooling MC’s

(Verse 1 - Upfront MC)

You’re the man to go to if you want the wrong answer
We read the whole book, you’re struggling on one chapter
You should wear a dunce cap to represent your spitting skills
I’m an A-star student whereas you need revision still
You use a triangle-shaped pencil when you write bars
Teach you when I spit, move from the room this is my class
You get detention, students thinking that you don’t try at all
But what it is is there’s a tiny small brain inside of your skull
The only time you’re cool is in canteen next to the freezers
In lessons you’re seen as a class clown and jester speaker
You’re best to leave your pre-written scripts on the desk please
So let’s see, wait you ain't written this, you don’t get freed
You gotta sit in the removal room for a week now
Don’t freak out like the headmaster when there’s a teen found
Smoking weed in the teacher’s lounge, passing the reef round
You’ll face exclusion just stop speaking and leave now

(Chorus x2 - Upfront MC)

Welcome to spitting school, this place is miserable
Someone needs to tell all the students that lying isn’t cool
We make the pupils seem weak and their rhyming minuscule
When we bring the fire to beats performing a miracle

(Verse 2 - Upfront MC)

Certainly not a bright spark, more like a stupid spitter
Short of vision, artists need to keep painting and improve the picture
We’re coming through with literature to leave you fired quicker
Than a substitute coming in drunk bringing a child with her
Cause you’re more mild than the curry in the school kitchen
Got no friends like a classmate grassing and caught snitching
When it was him that did the shit in the first place
Feeling wounded like a student sat in the after school on his birthday
Receive disciplinary actions for the shit you been chatting
Pay attention now, you need to stop skipping history classes
Copy homework and say it’s yours although your Dad wrote it
So in tests and exams solving questions is damn hopeless
You’re here to learn new styles, that’s what you’re taught for
But what you’ve got’s been done like writing rude words on a chalkboard
Life supplies telling stories and lessons, we’re sleeping
It’s time for you to resign now despite what you’re thinking

(Chorus x2 - Upfront MC)

Welcome to spitting school, this place is miserable
Someone needs to tell all the students that lying isn’t cool
We make the pupils seem weak and their rhyming minuscule
When we bring the fire to beats performing a miracle

(Verse 3 - Bil Next)

Enjoy your pain like sadistic P.E. teachers
Make you seniors look like Biff and Chip readers when Billy features
You lucky divas are looking at a future of city sweepers
Shoulda cheated on your test cause at best you’re a shitty speaker
Kiddy beater
Corporal punishment for dunces
Little fuckwits getting jacked for your lunches with kidney punches
Slap you with a cheese string, flick the Mrs g-string
Flinging darts and stealing your management every meeting
Rappers get battered up your mathematics ain't adding up
It’s a simple science couldn’t be drama if you flap it up
Know your history so chatting shit to me is mad enough
Then check your geography properly and fucking button up
Cause I’m that teacher drunk in class screaming “I’m in charge”
Brandying my iron-brew, my steel ruler’s striking hard
Bring it down on anybody Billy finds that’s biting bars
Pissing on your confidence to teach you this: life is hard

(Chorus x2 - Upfront MC)

Welcome to spitting school, this place is miserable
Someone needs to tell all the students that lying isn’t cool
We make the pupils seem weak and their rhyming minuscule
When we bring the fire to beats performing a miracle