Ai Jazz

Act I, Scene I: A Drunk Man Breaks into a Spacelab

[Sonny] I’m gunna steal this ship and take this shit out to a different universe

[AI] Are you sure you have the clearance for that?

[Sonny]
It doesn’t matter cuz I’m drunk as shit, don’t care if things any worse

[AI]
Wait a minute back up.. what happened?

[Sonny]
It’s been a few years and she looks too happy with this dude named Danny

[AI]
Ok..

[Sonny]
I ran into them at the local brewery, my homie called me a cabby
What was I supposed to do?
Go home and turn on the tube
Keep watching movies that make me miss you?
What was I supposеd to do?
Go home and turn on the tube
How bout somеthing that you wouldn’t approve
Like anime, or a Christopher Nolan film
Something where there’s like 3 different versions of Peter Parker
Or one of those cartoon movies with like a darker older version of Batman from an alternate universe
Wait a minute.. alternate universe? We’re developing a spaceship like that at work…
What if there’s an different version of Maeve out there?

[AI]
So that’s why you’re here...

[Sonny]
I’m gunna steal this ship and take this shit out to a different universe
I’m gunna find a different version of the girl that put me in a hearse
Maybe she’ll like me or maybe she won’t
Maybe she’s hotter than the one back home
I hope that she don’t believe in horoscopes
Maybe she’ll like me?

[AI]
Or Maybe She Won’t… Either way - I like you, buddy. Let's do it

[Sonny]
For real?!

[AI]
Yeah, fuck it

[Sonny]
Whoa, I didn't know AIs cursed...

[AI]
Yeah, it just depends on the setting. You can change that at any given time

[Sonny]
Hah, okay

[AI]
Alright, looks like 559 is the universe that we're going to be hitting up next. So, all aboard The Lucky Swimmer!