Conspiracy

I have a theory to explain
Why my bad luck gets worse each day - it抯 easy
Someone must be out to get me - it抯 a diabolic scheme
This conspiracy is giving me the creeps ?the big conspiracy

It抯 just coincidence you say
When i go out it always rains - believe me
Someone抯 playing games with my brain ?it抯 a diabolic scheme
This conspiracy is giving me the creeps ?the big conspiracy
Now i抦 ready to believe the big conspiracy

Someone must be out to get me - it抯 a diabolic scheme
This conspiracy is giving me the creeps ?the big conspiracy
Now i抦 ready to believe the big conspiracy
Are you ready to believe