Machine Bitez #6

[2D]
Feeling better now Murdoc? I haven't heard you crying for a few hours.

[Murdoc & 2D]
My tear ducts dried up years ago. I watched The Notebook last night (Oh yeah), dry as the Gobi Desert. Oh, man! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! This is eyeball sweat, eh? I told you about that in 2007.
Thank you very much for your concern. And this...

[Russel]
So, so, so, so you're not all cut up about missing the trip, by the portal?

[2D]
You're not sad that we went and you didn't, are you? We just–

[Murdoc]
Portal-shmortal, who gives a ****

[Murdoc]
Yeah so, you know, in case I ever need to find one for future reference, I don't, at the moment, but if I do, where are they?

[2D & Russel]
Uh, well you got your–You got your south portal (Yeah, yeah), right portal...

[Murdoc]
And you know where they are, do you?

[2D]
Janet Street portal...

[Murdoc]
Listen, keep your portal, I'm fine! Bye!