Parties (W/ Gav, Mike and I at a Really Really Awful Party)

[Spoken Intro]
Hello, thank you for coming to, uh, to the album
It's a pleasure to have you here
I, uh, I wanna start this on a very serious, not fun at all note
That you can't enjoy at all
And that is:

[Chorus]
I, I don't wanna be here, don't wanna be here
I, I don't wanna be here, don't wanna be-e-e-e
I, I don't wanna be here, don't wanna be here
I, I don't wanna be here, don't wanna be-e-e-e

[Non-Lyrical Vocals]
"Hey, is there a dog here? I litеrally only came tonight because I hеard there was a dog here."
"Hey, have you listened to the new 1975 album?"
"Oh no, I don't drink. This is just Coke Zero."
"Thank you Kanye, very cool. ...my name is Mike."
"Wait, is that my dad's car? You invited my dad to this party?"
"Oh, he a chonky"
"Yeah, my name for Jeremy in my phone is Mikasa Ackerman because he's kind of like my waifu."
[continued indistinct conversation]

[Verse]
Honestly, I'm probably not who you thought I'd be
At parties where I stand out
The truth is, I'm not the type to pretend that I'm alright
Just because I left my house
And

[Chorus]
I, I don't wanna be here, don't wanna be here
I, I don't wanna be here, don't wanna be-e-e-e
I, I don't wanna be here, don't wanna be here
I, I don't wanna be here, don't wanna be-e-e-e

[Outro]
"Hey, um, have you seen my brother around? He kinda was really banking on seeing a dog here."
"Um... Oh, that guy?"
"Yeah..."
"I, I don't know if I..."
"WHERE IS IT?!?"
"Ah, nevermind"
"Ugh, this party sucks."