Heather’s Party

[Verse 1]
I think I'd rather be at home
Than to watch the football on TV
I think I'd rather be at home
Than to be here on this small settee

[Chorus]
Things are rocking at Heather's party
I think we're going to have a ball
Who's that puking in the garden
Who's that up against the wall?

[Verse 2]
I don't think that you like me much
So why on Earth are you trying to talk to me
I don't think that you know my name
So why on Earth do you want my sympathy

[Chorus]
Things are rocking at Heather's party
I think we're going to have a ball
Who's that puking in the garden
Who's that up against the wall

[Bridge]
I'm not a party boy, I don't
Know any party tricks, and now
Here I am with this girl discussing
Masturbation and politics, oh please
Why don't you leave us alone, I don't
Want another sausage roll, oh please
Why don't you go away before I
Punch you in the face today

[Outro]
I think I'd rather be at home...

[Album Version - Outro]
[?]
(laughing)
You like that song that's on the album called, err... "All Summer in a Day" I noticed
Yeah it's about me
It's my song
You useless [?]...
(both laughing)