Smosh Diss Track (Parody of Pokémon Theme)

[Verse 1]
Three times you were the very best
Like YouTube's #1
PewDiePie and Ryan Higa passed you
Even that guy Judson
I heard you met in science class
Way back in 6th grade
But the last time you made me laugh
Was way back on MySpace

[Chorus]
(OK Smosh, 2010 called) It's Anthony
And then there's another dweeb
(OK Smosh) Ooh, you're just best friends
Why, do you already have boyfriends?
(OK Smosh, 2010 called) 6 billion views
A good time to quit YouTube
Your careers and your hairdos
Cut them off (2010 called) 2010 called, yeah

[Verse 2]
10 Smosh channels, 10 too many
Thank God they don't all show your face
Once I watched accidentally
So I sprayed my eyes with Mace
Come with me, let's waste some time
Watching Smosh: The Movie
Out of 10 got 3.9
Still better than Smosh Magazine

[Chorus]
(OK Smosh, 2010 called) It's Anthony
And Ian the other dweeb
(OK Smosh) Ooh, you're just best friends
Why, do you already have boyfriends?
(OK Smosh, 2010 called) 6 billion views
A good time to quit YouTube
Your careers and your hairdos
Cut them off (2010 called) 2010 called, yeah

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
(OK Smosh, 2010 called) It's Anthony
And Ian the other dweeb
(OK Smosh) Ooh, you're just best friends
Why, do you already have boyfriends?
(OK Smosh, 2010 called) 6 billion views
A good time to quit YouTube
Your careers and your hairdos
Cut them off (2010 called) 2010 called