Creepy Mustache

Oh My God

Look at that mustache
And it's so creepy

I've got a creepy-whoa
I've got a creepy mustache
I've got a creepy-whoa
I've got a creepy mustache
I've got a creepy-whoa
I've got a creepy mustache

I've got a little something beneath my nose
I know it looks sketchy, but that's how it grows
I wish it went down-down to my nose
But I don't mind
Don't hate- I don't know
An illusion that I couldn't have seen
But a 'stach that boasting a glossy sheen
Though I look super keen
But I look like John Waters when he was 13

The witches think it's creepy
It makes me kinda weepy
That a wizard can't rock what he's got
Without everyone else thinkin' he's super skeevey

So give me some chocolatе
Give me some frеakin' chocolate
It'll make me feel better
I've got a little 'cuz

I've got a creepy-whoa
I've got a creepy mustache
I've got a creepy-whoa
I've got a creepy mustache
I've got a creepy-whoa
I've got a creepy mustache

I wish I could look like
All those wizards with their heads down
Why?
My heart's so swollen
With the mustache pride
Like Dumbledore callin' up
Lookin at this curly q
Hulk Hogan rockin' the Fu-Manchu
I could grow a goatee like
Joseph Stalin
Or shave it down the middle like J. G. Palen

I could walk down the street
All the witches go "Yeah!"
I just gotta grow more facial hair
It's just not fair
Once a month, it grows everywhere
People stare
'Cuz I'm a werewolf

And then it goes away
Every little bit
Except for a little strip
Hanging on my upper lip
I'm kinda sick of it
I should buy a shaving kit
So all the whispers would stop about
My whiskers
I'm proclaiming
I would walk a thousand miles
So everybody wouldn't think
I'm a pedophile

I've got a creepy-whoa
I've got a creepy mustache
I've got a creepy-whoa
I've got a creepy mustache
I've got a creepy-whoa
I've got a creepy mustache