Singer Of Sad Songs

[Verse 1]
Widow Jones couldn't make it on her own
Frank was 'electrified leaving six kids half grown
In her misery she sent for me the singer of sad songs
And I sympathized and eulogized Frank Jones

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And she cried singer of sad songs
I need your services today
Doctor of broken hearts I'll wash your clothes
And mend your socks for your pay

[Verse 2]
Farmer Brown had always dreamed of city lights
Mini skirts on pretty girls were in his sights
So one early morn he left his corn to harvest a field of sin
Mrs. Brown called me shortly after three a.m..

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[Verse 3]
Lovely Lucy sat there sipping a glass of wine
She was at the church waiting till after nine
But the groom to be was somewhere free with a case of yellow spine
Lovely Lucy she's still a virgin and that's a crime

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