Life Is Like A Mortal Kombat

What is real life to me, you ask
That’s a pretty simple task
Real life is like Mortal Kombat

You have health and you have a timer
You fight for life like a tiger
Don’t expect mercy from enemies
From enemies

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Just like in real life, you need a coin
Or a punch in the groin
To finish it well
To finish it well
Just like in real life, you need a skill
Kicking, blocking, and iron will
To finish it well
To finish it well

Choose your destiny well
And don’t worry about losing the round
You can run or begin to yell
Choice is up to you, so hold your ground
So hold your ground

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You got beaten?
(Bad luck)
I’ve got something for you:
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