If You Wanna Be Happy

How've you been?
Alright!

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
You'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks meals on time
She'll always give you peace of mind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

An ugly woman works hard to please
Works on her back and she works on her knees
An ugly woman is the one to wed
She work on her car and she work on her bed

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Aye-aye, Jim
I saw your wife the other day
Yeah?
Yes, and she's ugly!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook
If you like fish!

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
(Yo, I wanna be happy!)
Never make a pretty woman your wife
(I've never really been happy!)
So from my personal point of view
(I never will be happy!)
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
(It's not fair! It's not fair!)
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you