The Uuhh Theory

[Verse]
I'll tell you why all men fool around!
We fool around because we figured women out
*crowd cheers*
Yeah, I see a lot of you ladies go "What does he mean he figures us out?"
And dumb niggas going "Yeah, what does he mean he figures them out?"
We figured you out, listen
This is true, anybody that's ever done this
Anybody cool, but any time-
Anybody that's ever done this will agree with what I'm gonna say
Any woman that's had this done to her will agree with what I'm gonna say
Those of you who've never done this will sit there and go "I'll disagree"
But oncе you make a woman cum real hard
Once you makе a woman say "Uuhh"
No matter how bad you fuck up
No matter what you do wrong
No matter what you say
No matter what you do
As long as you say "I'm sorry"
She will listen to your story
And that's the truth

[Outro]
That's the goddamn truth!