I Care

I’m an activist and I care
For animal right and that child welfare
About them kids out in Ethiopia
I’m gonna mail a cheeseburger and a bottle of Pepsi
I’m gonna make a difference, gonna get involved
I’m gonna change the world, I’m gonna change it all
I’m gonna make it better, for you and for me
Gonna give some money to that thing on TV, yeah

‘Cause I care, for all men
Whether he be [?]
If he drives in a truck, or can’t afford one
If he works with his hands, or if he’s got none
I love everybody except for the Christians
I love everybody except for the Christians
Now everybody join hands and sing along
Sing my fucking song, now

‘Cause I care, for all men
Whether he be [?]
If he drives in a truck, or can’t afford one
If he works with his hands, or if he’s got none
I love everybody except for the Christians
I love everybody except for the Christians
Now everybody join hands and sing along
Sing my fucking song, now

Now, all you guys, you need to start caring about each other
You can’t just be all walking through life with your middle finger hanging out
Because it’ll get stuck like that, and then, and then you won’t be able to shave
You need to get involved!
Be a mentor to the troubled youth in your area
Bake some brownies and feed the hungry, maybe adopt a puppy
Stop being an asshole
Put down the doo-rag and pick up a positive attitude, seriously
Drive a hybrid car, and maybe get a more modern and stylish haircut now

‘Cause I care, for all men
Whether he be [?]
If he drives in a truck, or can’t afford one
If he works with his hands, or if he’s got none
I love everybody except for the Christians
I love everybody except for the Christians
Now everybody join hands and sing along
Sing my fucking song, now

‘Cause I care, for all men
Whether he be [?]
If he drives in a truck, or can’t afford one
If he works with his hands, or if he’s got none
I love everybody except for the Christians
I love everybody except for the Christians
Now everybody join hands and sing along
Sing my fucking song, now