[Eric Cartman]
Wow!
Another day inside, don't have to do a thing
I love you, social distancing
No one's around, no one's talking to me
Social distancing, I'm free
Don't have to brush my teeth or shower (for what?)
I can sit on the toilet for hours (As long as I want!)
'Cause no one's saying to me
"You kids should get outside and do something"
I'm cut off from the world
Isolated, alone
This is what I call existencing
No one can touch me or boss me around
Social distancing
[Liane Cartman]
Eric, aren't you supposed to be on your Zoom call?
[Eric Cartman]
Stay away from me Mom, yeah
You got to keep your social distance
'Cause all I'm gonna do is sing
About how much I love you and need you
Social distancing
[Liane Cartman]
Sweetie, I know these are challenging times
[Eric Cartman]
Yeah, social distancing, Mom
I Love You, Social Distancing was written by Trey Parker.
I Love You, Social Distancing was produced by South Park.
South Park released I Love You, Social Distancing on Wed Sep 30 2020.