Scoopy Rap

[Verse]
It's Christmastime and I'm feeling fine
I'm rockin' to the rhythm of the rhythm of the rhyme
So let's get together at Christmastime
And rock to the rhythm of the funky rhyme
Say I've seen a freak in the middle of the smog
Her legs like an elephant, feet like a frog
She winked at me out the corner of her eye
This little wink almost made me cry
She said "Baby, baby, don't be so blue
Because all I wanna do is talk to you"
I said "Baby, baby, just stay away
And let me rock on this very day"
Say I rock my rhyme as you can see
I rock it to the sound so viciously
I'm rockin' ya down, a-to your knees
The S-C-O-O-P-I-E
I'm rockin' to the rhythm and rockin' to the sound
We won't stop rockin' 'til you all get down
Get down and just rock y'all
It don't stop, keep on
When you knock on the door and you ring the bell
You ask for the man called clientele
You rock to the rhythm so very well
He's rockin' you down to the depths of hell
One time, two times
Scoopy D is gonna blow your mind
For all the young ladies that's in the place
We're gonna rock one time with the funky bass
We're gonna make you feel right and have some fun
Because you know Scoopy D is number one
Like that y'all and ya don't stop
And if you ain't throwing down I always say
You pay cash money to see me play
It don't make sense just standing around
So c'mon everybody let's all get down
And rock to the rhythm of the funky sound
'Cause everybody rocks when Scoopy D gets down
Like that y'all, and don't stop y'all
Let's rock y'all
Go on, go on, go on-on-and-on and on-on and on-on and on-on and on
The beat can't stop until the break of dawn
It's like hot butter on, say what, the popcorn
Say you see a freak that you never saw
The girl's so bad that you just adore
You just kick off your shoes and you tip your hat
You say a little this, you say a little that
You go on, down, to the ground
Don't just act like the disco clown
Say slam dunk and feel the funk
And everybody shake your disco rump
Like eenie and meenie and minnie and mo
You catch a female by the toe
If the girl is live or on the wax
Scoopy D will give you your money back
I'm not the dedicated prince of soul
The man that they call solid gold
One time for your mind
'Cause I'm the master man with the mic in my hand
I've got more rhymes that you can't see
I got more rhymes than Muhammad Ali
I like to brag and I like to boast
There's only one like me from coast to coast
I say I go by the name of Scoopy D
I make ya hip-hop the remedy
I rock ya high, I rock ya low
I tell the sucka niggas right where to go
Stay back sucka suckas, stay back
And let the funk machine catch a heart attack
You go on, go on, go on-on-and-on and on-on and on-on and on-on and on
You don't stop rockin' to the break of dawn
Keep on fly girls 'til I sing my song
I said the people in the back ain't the wack
But don't stop the body rock
And the people in the middle, let me see you wiggle
But don't stop the body rock
And the people on the side, let's ride
But don't stop the body rock
And the people on top, ya don't stop
To the body rock rock, to the body rock rock
To the body rock rock you don't stop
Young ladies of life, young ladies galore
One and all I do adore
The way you dance, the way you smile
You make me wanna stay around for awhile
So I get on the mic and I rock with polite
Make you sucka MCs, bite, bite, bite
From the [?] the big blue sea
Ain't another motherfucker that can talk like me
On down, to the funky sound
On down, a-young dance rock the house
Young dance, what you gonna do
When the party is through
And a young lady wanna go home with you?
You search your pockets and your underwear
You don't have enough for cab fare
So you say to yourself you wanna be in the make
Your heart starts pumpin' that old Kool-Aid
Then you think of a way, and you gladly say
Let's take a ride in a, OJ
To-day the way
Young ladies rock the house
Yes yes y'all, to the beat y'all
Beat, beat y'all
And ya don't stop
Can you feel it when
The music is on and the beat can't stop until the break of dawn
You just step inside and go beam with pride
You rock to the rhythm and you dare not hide
'Cause I'm Scoopy D as you can see
I'm rockin' you down so viciously
I'll make ya hip-hop the remedy
I rock ya high and I'll rock ya low
I won't stop rockin' til it's time to go
Yes yes y'all, beat beat
You go dip-dip dive and so so-socialize
You never let a sucka nigga realize
[Rhyming over fade out]