Intro

[Intro: Sadtrojan & Unnamed Ex-Girlfriend]
I love Sadtrojan!
Can you say it, like, normal? (Hahaha)
That was me as a normal person
Just, do it again
No
I'll get like one of my 30 bitches to do it
You're pissing me off
Oh shit, haha

[Chorus]
That bitch addicted to me, huh
I wake up, I put on my chain and it's wet like the sea
I run laps 'round these bitches, they cannot compete
And I take my shit free, I don't get a receipt
And I'm ballin' like Pistons, (?)
They hate on me but listen
I don't want that girl so I left without kissin'
I come over, hit it, and then I go missin', huh

[Verse]
I need me a bitch that don't vape
Not savin' these hoes, no, I don't wear no capе
That bitch was a thot so I had to escape
I'm gettin' thеse racks hunkered up in my safe (Huh)
And if they run up on me then they goin' straight to the Heaven
She wanna keep me from leavin', she keep on doin' the beggin'
And she don't want me to go because she gon' have the depression
I'm tryna make all the breakups, I just be hookin' like Devin
'Cause there's no food in this house
They talk down on me but they small like a mouse
Won't buy her a ring so I can't be her spouse
But I take her home, hit it right on the couch, huh (Aye)
And if we pull up we pullin' up late
Got a bitch on my lap and her booty feel great
And she asked if it's Camel, I told her it's BAPE
Got a Styrofoam cup and I filled it with grape
And my teacher, she like how I rap
Said I love her but it's only cap
Yeah, my wrist, it got water like tap
Like a dyke, yeah, I stay with a strap (Aye)

[Refrain]
In the kitchen, whippin' up ramen noodles
My girl in my lap, booty soft like a poodle
That bitch a lil' clone, like SpongeBob when he doodle
We servin' them cookies like a snickerdoodle

[Chorus]
That bitch addicted to me, huh
I wake up, I put on my chain and it's wet like the sea
I run laps 'round these bitches, they cannot compete
And I take my shit free, I don't get a receipt
And I'm ballin' like Pistons, (?)
They hate on me but listen
I don't want that girl so I left without kissin'
I come over, hit it, and then I go missin', huh (Aye)