Squeezebox theme

[intro]
Smoke stack, burning weed
Chase tequila shots, with whiskey
Still slick as butter
Smooth like water
Got 1,2,3,4 ranchers daughters
So I taste the talent
I like the taste
? with the floor
I won't even had seen her face
You had better catch the train, when I'm around
I'm banging every poontaing if it ain't tied down

[hook]
Hide the women
Hide the children
He's coming to town
To touch every little piece if it ain't held down
They call him Rusty Squeezebox *x2*
I be in town running deep
Just sleeping around
Boozed up
Zipping down evening gowns
They call him Rusty Squeezebox *x2*

[verse]
Hide the booze & hide the children
Had to look the door & stole the women
Still causing trouble, pain & visits
I said blow (chikkaa chikkaa chikka)
Blow, don't kiss it
It's the box a squeeze & fornicate
I eat fried steak & sweat potato
& when I leave the town with smiling faces
Cause I stick the largest thing in the smallest places

[hook]
Hide the women
Hide the children
He's coming to town
To touch every little piece if it ain't held down
They call him Rusty Squeezebox *x2*
I be in town running deep
Just sleeping around
Boozed up
Zipping down evening gowns
They call him Rusty Squeezebox *x2*

[verse 2]
I'm a full grown bachelor
Pulling young galls at my candy story
Still looking slick, dressing proper
But I tear em off a Betty Crocker
So we drink em down & drink em fast
& she let me slip it in the ass
You'd better take the chance when it comes
To make sweet love right between their buns

[hook]
Hide the women
Hide the children
He's coming to town
To touch every little piece if it ain't held down
They call him Rusty Squeezebox *x2*
I be in town running deep
Just sleeping around
Boozed up
Zipping down evening gowns
They call him Rusty Squeezebox *x2*

*oh no no no no no no not there not there *
They call him Rusty Squeezebox *x2*

[inaudible talk on train platform]

[outro into General Store]
Riding from town to town on his thouroughbreed
Seducing the vixens
Planting his seed
*are you going to take your pants off?!*
They'd ask
Rusty the Pervert
Trusty gold flask
*You're old enough to be my dad!*
They'd confess
Spurs hanging low
Offending with sex
*mmmhmm*
Filling his canteen
Along came a whore
That caught Rusty's eye
At the General Store