Mic Heckla

You're supposed to be a rapper? Whatever possessed you?

You couldn't pass lip-syncing as MF Restroom

Check your head dude, who are you? Subtract Rock?

You're stupider than calling yourself the white Black Thought

I’m not kidding you - Here’s a better name I’m giving you

How ‘bout “MC Serch – for something else to listen to”

If I closed my eyes and had to give it a guess

You could be in the Def Squad – if they were actually deaf

It’s true, you don’t have a clue cuz do you?

You’re not Guru. You’re a review of the Love Guru

Scar removal face - yeah, I get snarky

You're sadder than Biz Markie without his Barbies

For real, where’d you get those explosive flows?

Musta studyed Kurtis Blow…s his nose

You're “Old School!” I'm talking kinda like Audio 2 dude

If the “2” stood for doo doo

How do I unsubscribe from knowing you are alive

You're The Funky Four plus 1 – minus five

Guy. You’re TI…R E D

Don’t walk this way -- RUN-AWAY FROM ME DMC

Ice Cuba Gooding Junior – a bad actor

“No Chance At All” the Rapper

When it comes to bars, you lowered the bar son

You remind of Xzhibit – a failed art one

More confusing than Aesop Rock on acid is

You’re Ludicrous – the adjective

Trick or Treat Daddy, 50 No Cents

Little Brother – in law, Pokemon Common Sense

Booty Camp Lo – I know you mean best

But you ain’t Jean Grae – you’re barely a Jean Vest

Yes! I got a million, not lying son

You sound just like The Game – the crying one

The way you Mush-mouth syllables through the speaker

I was worried Chip-Fu was having a seizure

You’re “I think he might be seriously ill” Bill

Deadbeat Daddy Kane, Lauryn Over The Hill

Andre Zero. A Questionable Method Man

Artificial Flava Flav – just a second damn

People hear you and leave. When will you learn?

You’re not U-God from Wu-Tang you’re - U-Turn

Hamburger Bun B, Good grief

Do a mic drop so it can breathe a sigh of relief

My least favourite producer on the mic – why you rhyming g?

You trying to be “Not A Real Diamond” D

Clearly Hieroglyphics are your heroes

You made “This is how we chill from 93 – year olds”

You ain’t Run The Jewels you’re Running scared

You’re People I genuinely believe live under stairs

Uglier Duckling! Not fooling me

Jeru The Amateur / Dropped out of Schooly D

Not getting Action Bronson / No advances

Sage “as in the Culinary Herb” Francis

A closed Freeway, Routine‘s tedium

Spice-None – Chino Medium

Low Salt N Pepa, Bone Thugs in Misery

You kidding me? You’re not that Busy B

Three’s Company Flow – stop making me laugh

You're Wackilicious – Re-Gift of Gab

Who made your beats? NEED I.D.?

You’re The NO MORE OF THIS B.I.G

A Tribe Nobody called, Busted Rhymes Woo hah!

You think you're NAS? Now, you nah

The R as in “Retirement” – a Seniors Resident

And your DJ’s Eric B for “Not my President”