Colonel Mustard Intro

[Intro]
Ayo, what's good? Yo
From Queens, New York: Welcome
Now, be ready for bars, uh

[Verse]
Back from winning like the '84 Raiders
I'm shockingly hot like I'm blazing your tasers
Better yet I'm killing like crazy sword laser
The greatest or greater; your favorite orator
Spitting hotter than a blue flame and lightning
I'm kinda like a 2 Chainz and Bruce Wayne at night thing
But I'm a bad guy, kinda, so I'm Nightwing
And somewhat best of members Wu-Tang hybrid (I don't know)
Beat kicking like a Clydesdale
Hip-hop's dream, every rapper's biggest nightmare
Nobody could best, even if they didn't fight fair
Everything I drop hard, consider it like hail
I keep the bars coming routinely
You see me punching to death like Houdini
One man, rapping like three I'm Whodini
Fall, winter, spring, and summer squashed like zucchini
Easy flowing knowing that I can't be messed with
Like Hedwig, I'm sending the message, I'm the best
It's Archdukes, run the game from Liberty City
I've got another album out now! Isn't it pretty?
From the land of 50 sent to redefine witty
Cuz most of these so called lyricists just sound... crappy
I want the chains that can jangalang
Blasting 'Bangarang' from Skrillex's EP 'Bangarang'
But now I'm done with essays, it ain't latin slang
Now I'm only bringing bars you can call that a plan
Don't need overtime, I'm in the game rapping sick
Playing for the quarters like an old arcade cabinet
I bring the ruckus, shaking up the pacifists
Imagine this, a rapper's sick? my track was the catalyst
Santa's jealous of my presence, Rudolph should roll with me instead
Plus I put my mixtapes in everybody's easter eggs
I want my green to grow fast like a chia pet
So I've been taking out stars like Aaliyah's jet (rest in peace)
I'm past the clouds with a Hubble view
Never had an understudy, equal, or a substitute
If you think I have, then I think I've had enough of you
Run in your study with a candlestick and Colonel Mustard you
This is not an illusion
I will take on anybody, they should put me in M.U.G.E.N
In flowing I'm fluent they always asking "How does he do it?"
I treat my life like its a dream and its most certainly lucid
Stupid
The best cuz I try and try
Get on my level or else we'll never see eye to eye
Rapping feels like home to me, for you it's more like fight or flight
So the kid Cat keep it flowing like the Life of Pi
Loyal to the game, like a ride or die
I am not content till I'm the best and every writer die
The rapping stuff is my life, it's either write or die
It's got me bugging but it's lit, call it firefly
1 line letting you know I'm setting the bar in this
By 2 lines don't think that you're equal or up to par with this
3 lines then I'm expecting Adidas sponsorships
And 4 lines will have these squares tilted like rhombuses
Think it's sweet till I grab a mic and Ike you pronto
I got the juice like a '93 White Bronco

[Outro]
I messed up right at the end, I don't care
That's it. Done
Queens, man. Whatever