Agent Tex
Jeff Williams * Track #1 On Red vs. Blue: Revelation Soundtrack
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Album Red vs. Blue: Revelation Soundtrack
Agent Tex by Jeff Williams
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The leitmotif of Tex, Red vs. Blue’s biggest badass (with parts of it, specially the intro, being an unofficial anthem for Rooster Teeth). This version is littered with quotes from the episode in Revelation where she makes her return the best way possible: by beating up nearly all of the cast!
Agent Tex Lyrics
This place is filled with mean ladies!
What's to not understand about swish swish stab?
Which one do I shoot?
Shoot the one that's winning dumbass!
Oh shit
Can we use turrets on her or some explosive firey thing?
Step away from the idiot!
(beep bop boop boop beep bop boop)
Protect me cone!
I've never hit a girl in my life!
Yeah I noticed you should try harder uhoh here she comes again!
Agent Texas is a bit of a badass!
Ah fuck this!
Are you fucking kidding me!? RUN!
BITCH!