I’m a DJ

[Spoken]
P1: Alright Bitchy[?], how you doing man?
P2: Fuckin good mate, how are ya? Hey, have you heard the new one by SnifterX[?]
P1: Nah mate, nah I haven't, why?
P2: Oh, it's sick, mate, sick, it goes like-

[Hook]
I'm a DJ
I'm a DJ

[Verse 1]
I'm a DJ
My head is up my ass
I'm a DJ
I live on pills and grass
I'm not allowed to dance
I'm not allowed to smile
I'll do Charlie off your keyboard
Ruin all your files

[Hook]
I'm a DJ
I'm a DJ

[Verse 2]
'Cause I'm a DJ
I'm self-indulgent git
If the record's not from Germany
Then it must be shit
I'm a DJ
My whole set sounds the same
You're not allowed to speak to me
Unless it's about fame

I'm a DJ
I'm a DJ

[Outro]
I'm a DJ
I push the volume up to ten
The lights are dancing in the red
I'm just starting it again
'Cause I'm a DJ (yeah, I'm a DJ)
I'm a DJ
I'm a DJ
My head is up my ass