When me and the ladies have a sleepover:

[Me:] WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS?! WHAT HAVE YOU BECOME AIMIE!?

[Aimie, aka my friend:] THEY SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING, SO I BECAME A WINE BOTTLE!

[My other friends who don’t give a crap:] WHEEZE

~ Meanwhile with my brothers and their boyfriends, P.S. their dead to me with their gay ass ~

[My brother, Henry:] STOP THAT’S! HENTAI!

[Henry’s boyfriend:] I-IT IS!!??

[My other brother, Lucas:] *smacking Henry’s boyfriend with a broom*

[Lucas’ boyfriend:] *smacking Henry’s boyfriend too*

[Me, touching the vase we own:] this is fine.

Aggressive fighting from then on

[My mom coming downstairs with a slipper/flip flop:] HOLA NINOS

[Me:] GRANDMA BUY ME A TICKET BACK TO LONDON.

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