[Verse 1]
Self-righteous, crusader
Don't care what you don't do
You talk the straight edge but you walk the crooked mile
Don't you misjudge me ‘cause I ain't on trial
[Chorus]
Just because I suck
Don't mean you're off the hook
Just ‘cause you're not drunk
Don't think you're not fucked up
[Post-Chorus]
A lot of good people like to have a good time
Even Jesus Christ turned the water into wine
[Verse 2]
Self-righteous crusader
Fuck me and the same to you
It's my body, I'll get high if I want to
Go dry if I want to, die if I want to
[Chorus]
Just because I suck
Don't mean you're off the hook
Just ‘cause you're not drunk
Don't think you're not fucked up
[Post-Chorus]
A lot of good people like to have a good time
Even Jesus Christ turned the water into wine
[Bridge]
Don't confuse soberiety with morality
There's a lot of sober murderers, just look at history
But I'm still an O.K. guy
Even if I want to get high sometimes, high sometimes, high sometimes
[Chorus]
Just because I suck
Don't mean you're off the hook
Just cause you're not drunk
Don't think you're not fucked up
[Post-Chorus]
A lot of good people like to have a good time
Even Jesus Christ turned the water into wine
[Outro]
Self-righteous, crusader
Don't care what you don't do