Somebody Get Me A Drink

[Verse 1]
Tonight I pissed off my favorite girl
How could I be so oblivious?
I was fucked up, haven't you heard?
I'm so retarded
I lost my words, I lost my nerve
Forgot how to think, I forgot how to learn
Then you were gone, texting my phone
Said not to talk to me anymore
Girl, I don't want this

[Chorus]
Somebody get me a drink
I'm way too drunk to notice
Is that why you left early?
Guess now I'm all alone
You hate when I get so fucking wasted
And don't come home
Somebody get me a drink
'Cause I don't even care at all

[Verse 2]
I guess it just wasn't my day
How could I be so fucking stupid?
Shе said I'm a bitch, why can't I relate?
I feel like I'm a mistakе
She thinks I'm a joke, I think I'm so cool
I am the prettiest boy in my whole school
Then you were gone, texting my phone
Said not to talk to me anymore
Girl, I don't want this

[Chorus]
Somebody get me a drink
I'm way too drunk to notice
Is that why you left early?
Guess now I'm all alone
You hate when I get so fucking wasted
And don't come home
Somebody get me a drink
'Cause I don't even care at all

[Bridge]
On, on and on, on and on, on and on
I was too drunk to care
On, on and on, on and on, on and on
I was too drunk to care
On, on and on, on and on, on and on
I was too drunk to care
On, on and on, on and on, on and on
On, on and on, on and on, on

[Chorus]
Somebody get me a drink
I'm way too drunk to notice
Is that why you left early?
Guess now I'm all alone
You hate when I get so fucking wasted
And don't come home
Somebody get me a drink
'Cause I don't even care at all
Somebody get me a drink
I'm way too drunk to notice
Is that why you left early?
Guess now I'm all alone
You hate when I get so fucking wasted
And don't come home
Somebody get me a drink
'Cause I don't even care at all