I'm always drunk in San Francisco
I always stay out of my mind
But if you’ve been to San Francisco
They say that things like this go on all the time
It never happens nowhere else
Maybe it's the air
Can't really seem to help myself
And what’s more, I don't care
I'm always drunk in San Francisco
I'm never feeling any pain
But tell me why does San Francisco
Just like a lover's kiss go straight to my brain
I guess it's just the mood I'm in
That acts like alcohol
Because I'm drunk in San Francisco
I get stoned in San Francisco
Yes I’m drunk in San Francisco
And I don’t drink at all