Freak of the Week

(Spoken)
Once again right here live
Straight from New York
DJ Polo and my homeboy Ron Jeremy (Yeah!)
And we're kicking this LIVE
Check it out boys
And it goes something like this:

(Polo)
Just in case you didn't know, yes my name is Polo
I'm getting trimmed like a barber sold out at every show
So bring 'em one by one, two by two, and three by three
But baby you look kind of young so let me see some ID
I'm swinging...like a trapeze with the 44 Ds
They're in the shirt that says 360 Degrees
I got the BM, the Benz, so bring all your friends
And just how freaky will we get? Well it all depends

(Chorus)
Freak of the week! Yeah are you a Freak?
Freak of the Week! Baby tell me are you a Freak?
Freak of the week! Yeah are you a Freak?
Freak of the Week! Baby tell me are you a Freak?

(Ron)
You see I...them up and...them up from town to town
You know I smack them up and flip them up and rub them down
Because I never seen a woman who looks so stunning
When I yank it out my trousers all the ladies come running
You see me freaking at the club, now you're sweating like...
You hit me with the demo tape so I can check the skill
I guess you know that I'm a connoisseur of big-butt hoes
I'm here to kick the kind of rap that every true man knows

(Chorus)
Freak of the week! Yeah are you a Freak?
Freak of the Week! Baby tell me are you a Freak?
Freak of the week! Yeah are you a Freak?
Freak of the Week! Baby tell me are you a Freak?

(Spoken)

Girl calls out: Ron

Ron Jeremy: (chuckles) Polo I really got to go (chuckles)

Polo: C'mon man we got to finish this we got one more verse

Girl calls out: Ron

Ron Jeremy: The verse can wait, look at that girl she's really cute ain't she? Look I got to go I got a rise in my Levi's

Girl calls out more intensely: Ron!

Ron Jeremy: Look I...you do this thing, I do the nookie. I got to go. I got to go. Look at her (laughs)

Polo: C'mon we got one more verse

Girl calls out even more intensely: Ron!!!

Ron Jeremy: Look...It's my lifestyle. The song can wait, the verse can wait...

Girl: I'm waiting Ron

Ron (cont.): ...I got to go. I got to go. LET GO I GOT TO GO

(Chorus)
Freak of the week! Yeah are you a Freak?
Freak of the Week! Baby tell me are you a Freak?
Freak of the week! Yeah are you a Freak?
Freak of the Week! Baby tell me are you a Freak?

(Polo)
I'm putting money in the bank and having fun with the chicks
I'm with my homeboy who gets busy in the porno flics

(Ron)
World renowned and bound to knock your...straight out of the frame
And have you screaming out my name like you have no shame

(Polo)
So don't even try to front like you don't know...
Because we...

(Ron)
So just relax your mind, and erase your fears
And let me pin your freaking knees way behind your ears

(Chorus) (3x)
Freak of the week! Yeah are you a Freak?
Freak of the Week! Baby tell me are you a Freak?
Freak of the week! Yeah are you a Freak?
Freak of the Week! Baby tell me are you a Freak?