Pokémon Rap : Pokémon Cypher 2013

[Intro: Shofu]
Aw, shit! Pokémon Cypher 2013
Archer, Beatdown, Haydunn, TokenBlack, CTC, HD, Jwittz, G. Yee, Matt Houston, Scoot and Shizzy Sixx? God damn!

[Verse 1: Archer]
It's Archer bitch you know I spit raw
On the verse first, guess a nigga got that Quick Claw
6-0'ing trainers leaving muthafuckas pissed off
We Don't Fuck Around, on top like Hitmon so back off
Cause you ain't doin' nothing
We don't need Repels nigga you know that we run shit
On that Bayleef, got me higher than a Jump Kick
You just on the ground hella shocked, Stunfisk
Okay I'm Johto's finest Pokémon Master
My flow's legendary, I'm a Star no Raptor
I'm on that Gogoat, Trainers hatin' when I ride up
I got the Water Gun, if you see it on my side, duck
I spit Toxic, you gon' need a Antidote
Bitch I make it rain like a Dream World Politoed
Better get it right, I'm the S.A.M
Y'all haters couldn't see me with a Flash HM
Bitch

[Interlude: Shofu Tha Beatdown]
Beatdown
That's me on the beat by the way
Dub-D-F-A

[Verse 2: Shofu Tha BeatDown]
If I was a Pokémon I'd start at level 50
Cause Nintendo would recognize the real nigga that is in me
I am faster than a Shiftry
On that Mach 6 speed
When I get into a battle I'ma make a bitch bleed
Shofu Tha Beatdown I am intoducin'
Got the right item, call it Mega Evolution
All the haters can shut the hell up, put on some duct tape
Leave your bitch ass black and blue like a Luxray (Whoop, whoop!)
Don't need any attacks other than #NiggaPunch
Hair on the top of my head only, Wigglytuff
I never need a gun, cause my hands are enough
They might as well be the same thing, call it Bullet Punch
Dark and I'm fly, nigga I'm the head Honchkrow
Me, Shofu, and Archer pack heat like Magcargo
Half Fighting Pokémon, the other half Flying
Cause these Sky Uppercuts set you up for air combos
B-B-B-B-B-Beatdown and I'm out

[Interlude: Shofu & Haydunn]
You really didn't expect this man to get on the mic, did you? Haydunn, kill 'em!
This is about to be terrible, but fuck it

[Verse 3: Haydunn]
Most call me excellent but you can call me Haydunn
All you trainers kinda like my name, straight hatin'
I give your girl a nugget now she sayin' that I'm awesome
I told her I'm a star so she givin' me that Dome Fossil
(uh) You're Docile, My nature is Adamant, I'm out here gettin' that cash cause all my coins are amulet
Me losing a battle? Nope, I'm not havin' it
You got me seeing red like I'm looking at Darmanitan, Dayum
Wow, I pull out my Megahorn, she yellin' like a megaphone, I'm guessing that you never saw this coming like a Metronome
You dudes are easy, I do this with no effort, make a trainer use up all his moves, that's Pressure
If you don't like me, then you must not understand me, because I am legendary, I'm rare like candy
You didn't know? I go harder than a Geodude
I think they're sleeping on me, someone get a Pokéflute
Bunch of Sleepy ass bitches!

[Interlude: Shofu]
TokenBlackYGOGuy, he doesn't even play Pokémon and he's still styling on you!

[Verse 4: TokenBlackYGOGuy]
Yo, I play Yu-Gi-Oh, but I spit harder bars than all of y'all
My shit bring you to hell, triple Charizard
Watch me lift a 9, Blastoise in my Pokéball
Earthquake make the ground shake like Tyranitar
You can Chip Away at my lines but you can't fuck with me
Got so many Os, wallet looking like a Bubblebeam
Eatin' on this beat, Munchlax in front of cutlery
It's dinner time, niggas couldn't see me cause they Piloswine
Undercover legendary, favorite number's 59
Kicks in my closet, Hitmonlee not livin' here
Walk in clubs, my defense falls, all these bitches leer
Poképunches thrown, Hitmonchan not livin' here
You got a little fire like a wild Vulpix appeared
They had to add me cause I think outside the box
Like withdrawing Alakazam, think outside the Box
You like my shit but I ain't shocked
It don't got no effect on a rock, from what I hear

[Interlude: Shofu & CTC]
Woo! The Based Lord himself, get 'em!
Hey, what's even good man, it's CTC, IDM we in this mothafucka!

[Verse 5: CTC]
Bitch I'm in the cut, Rotom-C
You don't really wanna see me turn my hat and roll them sleeves
Bodybaggin' your whole team like groceries
Turn your Tauros to roast beef
Take your money, badges and your girl with me
First I make her Acid Spray, then I drop my Special D
Specialty, schoolin' you beginners like the faculty
Hone Claws raise my Accuracy
Back to slash you faggots like an Axew casually
Marowakin' wack rappers on tracks until there's casualties
You bastards actually thought you was bad as me?
Only triggers you pullin' on the back of the Wii (hahaha)
Randorosu got the Force like Obi-Wan
Mega Blastoise carry big Cannons, Nickelodeon
I spit that Poison, make you motherfuckers look like Sylveon
And I got yo girl, on my, laptop, call her Porygon
Manip-Manip-Manipulate the metal like a Magneton
Heavily armed like I'm Ambipom
Makin' that Metal Burst like I'm Aggron
Nurse Joy, call an ambulance
I spit like Magmortar
Your weak flows don't affect me, I'm Gastrodon
Bitch!

[Verse 6: HD The One]
Everybody in the Cypher after this you gon' be bleedin'
Team Rocket in my Swisher got me Koffing, Weezing (HD!)
Flow is so rare you couldn't catch it with a Master Ball
You talk and I don't listen you can call me Ash's Charizard
Catch me in the Trapinch, flyer than a Flygon
I'm the best, disagree I'll break your fucking DS
Goin' harder than Tyranitar, I run it like Terrakion
Bodybaggin' trainers, I don't count what fucking badge I'm on
Bunch of cash, and I get it faster than a Rapidash
Something like a Bug-Type, every day I Spinarak
All these niggas unknown, Sorta like an Unown
Scoot you the same shit, something like a Ditto (pussy!)
True story every rapper in this cypher to me's doomed
Cause dog, I'm spittin' Fire like a fucking Houndoom
I'm causing all this Static like I'm Surge's Raichu
I get to shooting then I'm fleeing faster than a Raikou
I'm smoking on that Loudred, flow sorta hostile
Tell 'em Omanyte, nigga you don't wanna joust though
Blast with these toys, big shells, no Squirtle
Put a bullet in this cypher now it's smoking like a Torkoal
HD. Hadouken!

[Interlude: Shofu]
You guys really ain't ready for this, my man's a lyrical genius
The one and only Jwittz
Jwittz, tell them what you spit that fire like

[Verse 7: TheJWittz]
I spit fire like a Heatmor
You're a Pawniard, I'm the Kingler
Exert my Pressure, PP down, you're gonna need an Ether
I'm like a Scizor, physical sweeper
Beat the Elite Four
Master of the creatures
They should call you Minimize, your talent's hella small
You're looking like a Super Nerd and have no friends at all
You're a Timid nature, you don't have the Weather Balls
And if you think I'm bad now? Mega Evolve
Second to none I be wrecking them
Whether my rival is Blue or Gary
They call me Lavender Town, not clowning around
My crew is super scary
Bug Bite, got an appetite, you'll never get to use a berry
Focus Band, we'll get through this barely
Bring the fire, let's do this Flaree-
On top of the world like I'm Red, I'm the final boss
Aimin' for the horn? That's why Rhydon lost
Hit you for your level like Machamp, Seismic Toss
Hit me with a Knock Off
Held item "Mic" was dropped

[Interlude: Shofu]
Punchline king, G. Yee
Nothing but straight bars
Kill 'em!

[Verse 8: G. Yee]
Okay I'm bustin' out my Pokéball
Entei how I be smoking y'all
Tell 'em that I Machamp
I traded so my Machoke evolved
Confuse 'em, I'm Dynamic with the Punches
Lay you face down in the mud like a Stunkfisk
Run this, pulling all the stings to you Shuppets
Burn this to a CD, people tellin' me they Luvdisc
Higher than them Jump Kicks, on that purple Grumpig
Took over the game, now they treatin' me like Thundurus
Damn, got all these haters tryna ban me
Jealous cause my fire flow make y'all look like a Magby
Yeah I'm Fire Blasting
Volcarona dancing
Plus 6, knock 'em out, even if they Sassy
Plus they guns is water like I'm shooting 'gainst a Krabby
Pack heat, Chandelure, y'all is just a candle light
These Dunsparce don't spark, but my Magnemite
Right?
G.Yee got the best lines
Spitting next gen bars, XY

[Interlude: Matt Houston]
Yeah, you already know who it is
Hoes on my dick cause I look like Gary
Officer Jenny on one arm, Nurse Joy on the other motherfucker
Lines overhead like an Elgyem
Get at me
Who am I?

[Verse 9: Matt Houston]
Bitch it's Matt Houston, not a trainer, better man
All I got is good weed, smoking on that Frenzy Plant
I'm a dog in beast mode like dragon, go bananas and
I spit fire, that's Arcanine, Charizard, Darmanitan
Hybrid N and Colress, swear I fuckin' know it all
Chick gon' catch that Bullet Seed, Discharge when she blow me off
Shadow Triad when I'm here, hoes know no control at all
This girl is like a Amoonguss her hands on my Pokéballs
I be puffing all on that Vileplume, I'm in need of a Litwick
Got you wishin' that you was a Ditto but boy you just a dipshit
Got this girl I'm bout to Bulldoze, I Dig in under them sheets first
She never leavin' with Frustration, and always usin' that Return
Y'all gay, y'all be Sword Dancing bitch I'm sicker than Wally
Hop on a beat, pop ball release, then I go harder than Onix
I'm not The Rock but honestly you bitches will catch Smack Downs
Then your girl tickle my Wood Hammer, I bet you ain't gonna laugh now
Give her that Spacial Rend, stick them whores in line
And when I'm finished, check it, you gon' hear that Roar Of Time
Jump on a track, battle haters then I kill these hoes
Fuck up the whole game like you saved and caught a MissingNo

[Verse 10: Shizzy Sixx]
Suicune to the Sixx you see none of these niggas can match with me
Blastin' a Hydro Cannon and I'm packed with Adaptability
And actually, you favorite rapper I don't rock with 'em
I'll make 'em Chansey in Kanto and leave 'em in a hospital
Bars for eons like Latias and every Eeveelution
You're a Brave Bird, facing me when you see me shootin'
It flies faster than Latios and leaves ya chest burnin'
'Til you pass out like the old man in Red version
My bars stomp, twin blades, Mega Garchomp
Slice and leave you swimmin' with the fishes like Marshtomp
Burnin' Mega Venasaur, bodied my last league
Catch these niggas Sleep Talking, I'm givin' 'em bad dreams
It's gon' be a bad scene, make a Wish, I homie Jirachi
Gettin' stronger everybody you ain't fuckin' with my Moxie
The Arceus of raw, and to me y'all Mew
How you the maker of all when I made you?
Not to mess with, check it
Punchlines make you Chespin, no question
Mega Mewtwo X in this bitch
Ask why and I'm killin' your section
Lesson learned, head of my class
I want cash and a Sash boy
If not twin cannons gon be armed, Mega Blastoise
Holdin on 1 4 5th that'll Zapdos
Hit that Encore and let the mothafucka clap slow
Red screams mercy and I leave 'em in a hearse bro
Line up every rapper I don't like, bitch I murk rows
Me come up Missing? No, I'm here to make this game glitch
Gen Six bitch, upgrade and get you game switched
You're Softboiled and unknown, I'll remain that dude for life
Boutta to go Mega someone gimme Suicunenite

[Verse 11: Scoot]
These trainers gotta go, get up out, what you doin'
They some Unown lames, Gen 2, Alph Ruins
I'm spewin' this Magmar
To get to me you gotta get far
Like you stuck in the cave gotta surf on the wave
But wait, ain't no repel jar
Gotta keep my money on Snorlax
But it's too much in my backpack
When I kill ya Pokés I get more stacks
When I'm on the web Spinarak
Volt tackle no Shinx got a bad bitch no Jynx
I'm Reckless like a Mienshao kill a Beartic new minks
That nigga SGTBash is finished
You son of a bish, yeah that did it
Ain’t no fuckin’ stopping us
I’m smoking on that Tropius
I can see why they copy us
Ditto ass niggas be jockin' us
Hit the U-Turn up yeah that’s the bluff
Picked the wrong move kid nope not enough
That attack was a snack so eatin’ it up
Comin' through with the check in the rain hit ‘em up
You an Old Rod, I’m a Super Rod
But I fucked ya girl with this Good Rod
I went Metapod with this tripod
She Gulpin my Rare Candy Swalot
You don’t get it?
Stuck in a cave like Diglett
Like a Fire Blast you missed it
You a Delibird no Christmas
We run this shit, nigga like the shoes on my feet
Choice Scarf E-Speed max speed holding B
WDFA on the map
HD The One is wack
Gimme that Payday Meowth cat
Scoot stay rippin' the Poké track

[Interlude: Kendrick Lamar]
Yeah ho, this the finale

[Verse 12: Shofu]
Look
They call me shofu, the Pokémon trend setter
OU metagame, I'm from the land of the best weather
Rest never
Nigga this the Pokémon Cypher
Slicing necks like a Scyther and spittin' venom Seviper
We hotter than Sacred Fire
I'm higher than Mountain Pyre
I'm reachin' my final form and no Mega Stone is required
My band is focused you dyin'
Boy you better call an ambulance
I pull up, Scraggy pants
Hit my Outrage, Dragon Dance
Move like it's crowded, bells are sproutin'
My wins somewhere in the thousands
I get it don't ever doubt it
Boy you don't know nothin' bout it
I'm up like I'm Water Spouting
It rains when I fall
Watch me enter a gym with nothin' but depart it with all
That's right, your money, badge and TM
I'm hard as Conkeldurr's cement
Got a giant list of reasons why you will never defeat him
You can't beat him, it's impossible
Challenge me, that's illogical (Uh-huh)
The flow is Sheer Cold, it'll turn your ass to a popsicle
Unstoppable
I'm coming for you, better spend your time nursing
Shofu so fly, he on the cover of that Y version
I murk 'em
Carry my team like I'm surfin'
Ain't talkin' 'bout no Pokémon number 7 when I squirt 'em
Nigga this that Critical shit
Strong Analytical shit
That +6 Physical hit
Pokémon lyrical shit
And I got your bitch on my dick
She rides it like a fuckin' Skiddo
Any Pokémon track, we gon' body the instrumental, motherfucker

Pokémon Cypher 2013
Fuck with me!