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[Hook]
Google swag, got a bag
Gamble like I'm proctor
Got a nurse, and a vet
But I'm not a doctor
That's a bet, get a check
Now they wanna stop her
Hit the game, in the face
Like a Socker Bopper
Yeah that hurt, it's okay
Please just don't tell mama
Internet gon' connect
When I try to login
Yeah yeah yeah
Wait
It won't let me log in
Hold up hold up hold up
Wow
Something's very wrong here

[Verse 1]
My authentication used to be double factor
I think someone logged in and then changed my password
Now I'm really locked out, I can't pass the CAPTCHAS
My entire homepage must have gotten captured
Alphabet, what the heck, let me call support

Google Translate Lady we will soon repair your door (OK!)
In the meantime it is Een time why not go on tour?
I really like that idea, sure!

[Hook]

[Verse 2]
Hey Google Analytics, you handle the business
My sister Google Maps will help handle logistics (turn left)
Seems that we can really get this
We can turn my bars into a family business
I'm so happy I don't know what to do
Thank you for supporting me my dreams will come true
I can't wait to do this it will be something new
Family I'm glad it's not between me and you (yah)

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
My opening acts are engines from all around
Making this music and we're making these sounds
Coming together we can paint every town
Anywhere that they meet us it will be going down (guaranteed!)
I'm so glad I don't have to rely on plan B (eek)
I'm so glad that my family understands me (cap)
It's finally my time to shine (yah)
It's time to make words rhyme

[Hook (Live Performance)]

Thank you everyone for coming out
This will be a show you'll never forget