Hey Phatty (Junk Yard Gang Remix / Mic Mix)

[Intro]
Manners are the happy ways of doing things
And Emerson was right
Be natural, be yourself
But see yourselves as others see

[Verse 1]
I'm fat, I smoke a bong with Grimace
And scrape the bowl until the whole [?] finished
A sinister menace to distributing nuggets
In the form of CD's, and the fat kids love it
I baptize both ears and eyes
And anoint with the remaining greases of french fries
I'm plus-sized like a casual male
Big and tall like [?] and Jabba with no tail
I need a belt just to hold up my pants
I got a pretty nice dick with little to no ass
And a pockеt full of cash and a feeling of urge
To hit the all you can eat bar and just splurgе

[Chorus]
Hey phatty phat phat, (Oh) phatty phat phat (What)
What you got for us? (I'm phat, they call me Phatso)
Hey phatty phat phat, (Oh) phatty phat phat (What)
What you got for us? (Straight-up Phatso)
Hey phatty phat phat, (Oh) phatty phat phat (What)
What you got for us? (I'm phat, they call me Phatso)
Hey phatty phat phat, (Oh) phatty phat phat (What)
What you got for us? (Straight-up Phatso)

[Verse 2]
Phatso double cheeseburger, you a small fry
[?] the top of McDonald's like he's the fall guy
Call me super-sized, I'm the biggest kid in fat camp
Starve me, I go postal and start lickin' shots like stamps
And tramps and bystanders who need to mind they own
Gimme the left side of the menu and a small Diet Coke
I'm loco, and my belly is rumblin' like a typhoon
Resident Evil, no apologies if I bite you
My hunger's uncontrollable, [?] untamed
I'm ghetto like [?] meaning I'm out of the frame
A straight nut case with contacts and face paint
Size 4X, forty-six inch waist

[Chorus]
Hey phatty phat phat, (Oh) phatty phat phat (What)
What you got for us? (I'm phat, they call me Phatso)
Hey phatty phat phat, (Oh) phatty phat phat (What)
What you got for us? (Straight-up Phatso)
Hey phatty phat phat, (Oh) phatty phat phat (What)
What you got for us? (I'm phat, they call me Phatso)
Hey phatty phat phat, (Oh) phatty phat phat (What)
What you got for us? (Straight-up Phatso)

[Bridge]
This shit right here is for all the [?]
SlimFast calorie countin' motherfuckers (What you got for us?)
You're fat, man, love yourself for who you are
And fuck Richard Simmons (What you got for us?)

[Chorus]
Hey phatty phat phat, (Oh) phatty phat phat (What)
What you got for us? (I'm phat, they call me Phatso)
Hey phatty phat phat, (Oh) phatty phat phat (What)
What you got for us? (Straight-up Phatso)
Hey phatty phat phat, (Oh) phatty phat phat (What)
What you got for us? (I'm phat, they call me Phatso)
Hey phatty phat phat, (Oh) phatty phat phat (What)
What you got for us? (Straight-up Phatso)
Hey phatty phat phat, (Oh) phatty phat phat (What)
What you got for us? (I'm phat, they call me Phatso)
Hey phatty phat phat, (Oh) phatty phat phat (What)
What you got for us? (Straight-up Phatso)
Hey phatty phat phat, (Oh) phatty phat phat (What)
What you got for us? (I'm phat, they call me Phatso)
Hey phatty phat phat, (Oh) phatty phat phat (What)
What you got for us? (Straight-up Phatso)