Welcome (Intro)

Walk in this bitch with Juan Ketchum
No cable, I might be on the spectrum
Hit from the back like he's my stepson
Pierce him with my cock, it's not a septum

If Phase Juan was so good, where's Phase Two?
You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

To my brother, Juan Ketchum, I just gotta say I'm extremely proud that you're releasing your first album and hopefully there's gonna be more albums to come
Don't let anybody tell you nothing
You keep doing you
I'm extremely proud
You should be proud of yourself
To everyone about to listen, I just got one thing; y'all should play Yakuza, for real

We're talking about Juan Ketchum, Juan Ketchum
The great Juan Ketchum
He's so good, so good
Some might even say best rapper...
Of all time, maybe even...
Maybe even- Certainly the best rapper in New York City
Certainly, that's all we can say

New Juan Ketchum
Turn the fuck up