[Intro]
Uh
One two one two (one two one two)
[Chorus]
I said I love you Mrs Parker
You're so tall and fine
I got some basketballs I want it done from behind
I say hey Mrs Parker, ain't no way we won't make it
I wanna play basketball one on one naked (Miss Parker)
[Verse 1]
You 'bout six four (damn)
If we played basketball, how would I score? (how?)
If I fell in love witchu, how would I tour? (how?)
And if I lost weight, then how would I snore? *snore*
Questions
Naperville Central High (damn)
Candice Parker, the classroom cutie pie
I'm from Detroit, but I drive to Illinois (I drive!)
Look come deep I bring all my boys (deep)
Hold on let me hit this run (hit this run)
I'll be back after I smoke this blunt
[Chorus]
I said I love you Mrs Parker
You're so tall and fine
I got some basketballs I want it done from behind
I say hey Mrs Parker, ain't no way we won't make it
I wanna play basketball one on one naked (Miss Parker)
[Verse 2]
Second verse, it might cause some damage
But I'mma tell you the real story about me and Candice
Told my manager hit or pass something
The nigga didn't call her he straight fronted (man fake ass nigga!)
He jumped in the car, me all love and [???] (haha)
His seventy five, headed to [???]
Got a hotel, hit the campus
Askin' girls, yall know Candice?
This white girl said: *Aren't you famous?*
I said shhh, I remain nameless
Went to the basketball game, watched her hoop
Got on the court, watched her shoot (damn that's her)
After the game, I asked her for an autograph
She took one look at me, and laughed