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The Disaster by Hood Guy
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“The Disaster” shows the story of a man who in the Bronx, accidentally “Poops” himself and heads to the bathroom. When he has failed to clean up the mess, he is humiliated outside. The song idea likely comes from Hood Guy’s band named “Poo Band” as he references them at the start.
The Disaster Lyrics
[Intro]
*Distorted Audio*
Ay, you know who it is
Yuh, Hood Guy
You know it's the poop gang
Yeah, ay, ay
Yuh
[Chorus]
I thought I farted, but I didn’t
There's nothing I can do now, this is the end
There's nothing I can do, there’s so much poo
In my pants, yuh, in my pants, yeah, ay
[Verse 1]
Sitting on the loo, but it's too late
When I walk in public, people are gonna hate
I'm in the Bronx bathroom, I don't know what to do
I'll just have to sit here and clean up all the poo
Yeah, get the wipes out
Yeah, wipe around now
Go around and around
Go up and down
[Interlude]
Okay, I just want to tell you guys, if any of y'all thought I enjoyed making this, then you're completely wrong
[Chorus]
I thought I farted, but I didn't
There’s nothing I can do now, this is thе end
I don’t know what to do, there's so much poo
In my pants, in my pants, yo, ay
[Verse 2]
Walk out of thе bathroom, everybody’s staring
My pants look so much worse now, there is no herring
There's crap all over, crap all around
There's crap all over, up and down
I can't do this anymore
As soon as I go out, and I open the door, yeah
Everybody’s posting on Instagram and Snapchat
The only person who cares about me now is my cat- oh, my cat's not a person
I'm so lost, I thought that I was a boss
But I couldn't even make it, but I couldn't even make it into the bathroom
And now I am stuck two-faced, my do yeah
[Outro]
(I crapped my pants)
(*Sighing*)
K, I'm out of ideas so I'm going to some breathing ASMR
(*Breathing*)