I’m at a Center (Pokémon Parody)

[Chorus]
I'm at a center, trying to get better
All of my hit points spent on you
Where did my speed go? I'm moving like Slowpoke
Ever since you used your trick room

[Verse 1]
Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember
If it's effective or weak
And then they made steel and dark types
And that just changed everything
You can't expect me to be fine
When you just used full restore
Didn't know you had flamethrower
All of my grass types burned down

[Pre-Chorus]
I sent Omanyte
You used electric types
Now I'm paralyzed
Still stuck in that fight
I'm not having fun
They don't let you run
There's no end in sight

[Chorus]
I'm at a center, trying to get better
All of my hit points spent on you
Where did my speed go? I'm moving like Slowpoke
Ever since you used your trick room

[Post-Chorus]
If being PokéMaster did exist
I would not be getting owned like this
These rotation battles don't make sense
One more stupid switch out, I'll be sick, oh

[Verse 2]
And now my moves are disabled
What happened to yesterday?
When you had to fight with a cable
No more than two feet away
You can't expect me to be fine
You gave a mean look to me
And now I can't even switch out
Everything's weak against ground

[Pre-Chorus]
I sent Omanyte
You used electric types
Now I'm paralyzed
Still stuck in that fight
I'm not having fun
They don't let you run
There's no end in sight

[Chorus]
I'm at a center, trying to get better
All of my hit points spent on you
Where did my speed go? I'm moving like Slowpoke
Ever since you used your trick room

[Post-Chorus]
If being PokéMaster did exist
I would not be getting owned like this
These rotation battles don't make sense
One more stupid switch out, I'll be sick

[Outro]
Now, I'm at a center