Indie Boi

[Verse 1]
I hope you choke on the cigarettes you don’t even like
I hope your fingers bleed next time that you write
On that typewriter that you bring to the bar
On the back of your bike, 'cause you don’t have a car

[Verse 2]
I hope your dad cuts you off from the family money
So you can be as broke as you’re pretending to be
You’ll have to get a real job cause you can’t pay your rent
With your super deep poems that nobody’s read

[Chorus]
Ooo-ooh, ooo-ooh (ooo-ooh)
Indie boy, how did you get so cool?
Ooo-ooh, ooo-ooh (ooo-ooh)
Indie boy, wish I could be like you

[Verse 3]
You think you’rе so romantic reading Jane Austen
You’rе a better actor than Johnny Depp
Might be good at talking, but you’re bad in bed
Only way you’ll see me naked is inside your head

[Chorus]
Ooo-ooh, ooo-ooh (ooo-ooh)
Indie boy, how did you get so cool?
Ooo-ooh, ooo-ooh (ooo-ooh)
Indie boy, wish I could be like you
Ooo-ooh, ooo-ooh (ooo-ooh)
Indie boy, how did you get so cool?
(Wish I could be like you, wish I could be-be-be wi
Wish I could be like you)
Ooo-ooh, ooo-ooh (ooo-ooh)
Indie boy, wish I could be like you

[Verse 1]
I hope you choke on the cigarettes you don’t even like
I hope your fingers bleed next time that you write
On that typewriter that you bring to the bar
On the back of your bike, 'cause you don’t have a car

[Outro]
Ooo-ooh, ooo-ooh (ooo-ooh) (Uh-oh)
Indie boy, how did you get so cool?
Ooo-ooh, ooo-ooh (ooo-ooh) (Oh, oh, oh)
Indie boy, wish I could be like you