Count Chocula’s Here!

Ha-ha Count Chocula is here
And I don't want to suck your beer
Even though its near
Your neck is what you should fear
Oh-hahaha

And I don't bite men, cause I'm not queer
So stay the hell away from me and we can shop at Sears
Tomorrow if you want to, that's in the clear
And now my mans gonna kick it to you; here

Yo, Yo, Check it out
Me and my manager's chillin' with this shit as best we can
Don't you know how I go
I hip-hip-hippopotamus ken flow
But he comes in streams
So wake your ass up from your faggot dreams
And listen to how it goes and so it seems
Yo, take this shit over my man
Pick it up one time Van Damme

There is so much, that I want to say
First I'll do splits and disobey
Rub my cock with lots of Bengay
Then bend on over and I'll display
I've got little fuzzy balls, on my socks
My fuzzy balls they talk the talk
So when they come about, be sure to say
Play that shit today

Oh-ah-ah I'm Count Dracula
I want to lather ya
I want to see you eat milk chocula
Maybe pass this off
Cause for me it's going to fast
Oh-ah-ah

Yo I'm back, I'm giving it to you
And if you don't wanna miss it then tie your fucking shoe
And bend on over, you know who's behind
Rake, with his cock-ass landmine
Good-bye