PICK OF THE LITTER

1. DIDN’T I GET YOU A SNOW BLOWER FOR CHRISTMAS
SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO SHOVEL ALL THAT SNOW
DIDN’T I GET YOU A LOG SPLITTER FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY
SO YOU COULD HAVE MORE TIME TO PLAY BINGO
DON’T I BABY-SIT FOR YOU SOMETIMES
SO YOU CAN GO TO TOWN AND WASH MY TRUCK
NOW YOU COME AND TELL ME THAT YOU’RE LEAVING
WITH MY FAVORITE FISHING BUDDY BUCK

CHORUS:
I DID EVERYTHING I COULD TO MAKE YOU HAPPY
I TRIED TO MAKE YOUR SISTER HAPPY TOO
I’M ONE IN A MILLION THE BEST OF THE BUNCH
JUST ASK HER SHE’LL TELL YOU THAT ITS TRUE
YOU’LL BE CRAWLING BACK TO HIM SOMEDAY
NO ONE COULD TREAT YOU LIKE I DO
I’M THE PICK OF THE LITTER THE CREAM OF THE CROP
THE GREATEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU
2. I BELIEVE IN WOMEN’S LIBERATION
I LET YOU USE MY TOOLS TO FIX YOUR CAR
I DIDN’T EVEN FORGET THE ANNIVERSARY
DIDN’T I CALL YOU UP FROM THE ROYAL BAR
I LET YOU CALL YOUR MOTHER ON CHRISTMAS
SHE FINALLY SENT THE MONEY FOR THE CALL
SOMETIMES I GET THIS CRAZY FEELING
THAT WOMAN SHE DON’T LIKE ME MUCH AT ALL