Dead Serious

[Verse 1]
Bodies in the attic door, be another corpse up there
Torture table in my basement too, I don't have it all upstairs
My doctor doesn't know how I'm this sick, so nice with it
It's hard to believe cause you couldn't write this shit
Back twisted as ever, I've got scoliosis
You should be throwing roses at my Polo loafers
Need a closet filled with two of everything like Noah's boat was
Label didn't pay me for the project so I don't promote it
The rap industry's antithesis
You'll get your head smashed in quicker than Bеn Askren
Shut your mouth, don't get involved
Onе man wrecking boat, I'm like a very small Eddie Hall
The blunt's king size, refer to me as Your Highness
The north's finest, fuck your greatest of all time list
You'll never be called timeless, you're shortsighted
Small minded, when you put the work in you can talk like this

[Hook]
Big smile on my face cause I live to die another day
When I die don't be crying at my grave
Cause I just know from experience
That life's a joke, I'm dead serious

[Verse 2]
I told your A&R I wanna be rich but not bare famous
I need a hundred square acres
I need a mansion with marble staircases
And a chick who looks like Meg The Stallion so we can share trainers
I'll knock a copper out, tell him watch his mouth, I ain't lying
If the left don't work I'll give him a right to remain silent
I was an opening act with a dead rider
And groupies that only wanna suck my dick to meet the headliner
Gotta know how to lose to win
But don't go and pursue something you don't have a future in
I got so many blessings I don't know what do with 'em
Stacking bread with a glass of red is my Holy Communion
I make classics in my sleep, it don't make no sense
I bang 'em out by accident like I don't know my own strength
And stop moaning bout my subject matter
Cause when you rap this good I don't think the subject matters

[Hook]
Big smile on my face cause I live to die another day
When I die don't be crying at my grave
Cause I just know from experience
That life's a joke, I'm dead serious